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out of evil marble.
Or salt.
Thank you.
Two seconds, max. I promise.
we will throw in a signing bonus of $10,000.
Huh. It's so dead in here.
You know, if-if you want to know sexual details about me,
♪ Who wants to buy my painting? ♪
Becks, I called in sick. (sighs)
It's a small machine that implants right in the soft tissue.
Ah.
Okay, keep in touch. Mm-hmm.
Oh... Josh. That's Josh Chan. Right there.
Darryl, what did you do?
DARRYL: Oh, you did, yeah.
My marriage is a shambles.
And you know what, this is gonna be great for everyone.
per my agreement with my father.
(sputters)
♪ Or just for two or three episodes? ♪
Great point.
And she's great, and she's in law school, and she's my best friend.
(fake coughing)
♪ I don't trust him ♪
NATHANIEL: Oh, God.
- I want you to look... - Ah...
♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪
- (Rebecca and Nathaniel grunting) - Hello, gentlemen.
Come here.
Paula, Nathaniel's gonna start firing people at 8:00 a.m.
I volunteer as tribute!
dreamboat.
Damn it!
♪ I mean it's almost fall ♪
Although they do have that cooking class.
Nathaniel has a terrible peanut allergy
♪ ♪
2 x 3 x 23 x 41 = 5658
Oh. For me. Good.
Business is not personal.
- (shouts, laughs) - Yeah, buddy.
They're clearly going to.
What would he want with a two-bit operation in this one-horse town?
I'm gonna need 60 hours a week from everybody,
It's about the bottom line.
Pun intended.
We are getting fired. So fired.
Like, it's weird how good-looking he is, right?
Darryl, you're the boss. You have to intervene!
It's a amuse-bouche! Okay?
- PAULA: I found something! - Oh, what?
I don't know what you guys are so happy about. They didn't hire us.
I have offered to show my ample bosom
I would like to start by saying that
Excuse me, sir.
I can't remember anyone's name except for Paula's.
I realize now that all this time it's been you.
"Then you can tell me not to go to strip clubs."
that once separated us.
Looked like a gas station in New Mexico.
How dare you.
This is Rebecca Bunch, your star attorney?
- (chuckles) - And throw our arms up
Well, at least I can take the carpool lane.
'cause I'm not a WASPy robot.
- Great. - Now that I'm the majority owner.
Okay. Well, you two take care. Bye.
and I am gonna let you talk to me that way
What am I wearing?
The minute I laid eyes on him, I knew we were all in trouble.
I absorbed Nathaniel's evilness
(echoing): Board Shorts, McGee...
REBECCA: Stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
My family's pretty much perfect. We're known for it.
felt the skin of the ray.
♪ In ways that normal people are not ♪
if you hire us to represent you.
So I can't make my shift.