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Um, I, uh, lied about having health insurance.
I told you you should've stopped the tickling.
Ooh, a text.
Okay, going down the checklist:
♪ Give me the music ♪
Now it feels like morning.
Whoo!
as we spend the rest of our lives suing that therapist.
Very funny, Bart.
Right! That's it! No music, no TV, no computer... For a week. A month.
any more than I could quit being a man.
The other negligent dads will make fun of me.
That's great journaling. Comments?
If you were a biathlete, I'd say "stick to skiing."
Look, now my son needs your help.
All your money and all your stuff.
What does that mean?!
We've talked about the gray zone.
Oh, son. I can't quit drinking
Crypto in Ranked
by Russian spy satellites, and President Dmitry Medvedev
What the ...?!
*stomach grumbling* Ow! Helping hurts!!!
Dr. Zander, what happened?
I just got up, man.