Follow YARN on Instagram New Content
  Chat with YARN on Telegram We are not robots

The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry fears that an inappropriate comment he made at a dinner party caused his relative's subsequent death.

#1
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you leave.
#2
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
I don't have a dress to wear. And, you, you don't have anything.
#3
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
#4
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
It's the championship.
#5
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock.
#6
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
It was the pride of Cracow.
#7
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him.
#8
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Who wears a jacket like this?
#9
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
- I didn't even know the woman. - So don't go.
#10
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
So you can't do both.
#11
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?
#12
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Oh, my God.
#13
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?
#14
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Let's pick it up right there.
#15
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?
#16
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Phoenix? What's happening with his apartment?
#17
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
And it'll all be carpeted.
#18
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
- And it could be done. - Well, of course it could be done.
#19
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
...and that's the law.
#20
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
So, what's happening with your apartment?
#21
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
They're transferring him to Riverside...
#22
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Hello.
#23
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
He knows the whole history of the park.
#24
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
Oh, don't be ridiculous. She was an old woman.
#25
The Pony Remark - Seinfeld [S02E02]
Released: 1991-01-30, Rated: TV-PG
 
So somebody, I assume, genetically engineered these ponies.