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(PHONE BEEPING)
Good going.
Sled Ted had Bigfoot hands.
Uh,
Do you want this to be the softest birthday party ever or not?
If you make me walk up the lane way again, we're having babies.
DARYL: Why not? He's tougher than hell.
You're a skirt, you pansy.
Have you shit yourself? You look like you've got an awkward boner.
the accessory glands is what supplies lubricant to the sperm duct.
Horse was half cut though.
and he's gots to show it to his mum because apparently one of his testicles was showing.
It was really big.
Well, pitter patter, let's get at 'er.
Why's he called Sled Ted?
Spring in New England
Happy birthday, Dairy.
Well, most likely Rat Ass will be your next dude.
I used to take a lot of teasing in school for those.
I didn't do you no favors.
Good and you?
DAN: So. The agenda.
Big fuckin' day, Dairy. Big fuckin' day!
No. Yeah, that's cream cheese.
gonna be the softest birthday party ever.
Kid lights lamp. Hashtag lamp life.
That's fucked.
You remember they weren't allowed to have birthday parties growing up.
Dinkle on cbd
You really are a Sally.
Well, like, I thought about it for a while after is all.
DAN: Daryl's super soft birthday party?
I wouldn't say shit if my mouth was full of it.
How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business
Geez, Basic Jay must have been a shit fighter to lose to that ass‐hat.
That shit is the worst.
Your skin will look like an old saddle bag.
Well, because the left one has more sperm in it.
when he thought it might be fun to fuck one.
Grab some nappies, maybe?
DARYL: That's a Texas size 10‐4.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
You know, if Joint Boy and his pals hadn't showed up,
Ow. Oh, that's not polite, Katy.