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Dear Alessandro...
Steam train chugging
Go on, elf.
Malcolm...
Security tracked her to Sector 1 9. And we think Arthur was here.
This is’nt Paris Zoo This is Africa
...that Santa doesn't care about.
-...to the elf? -Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.
No! lt's just...
...a picture of Biffo. See?
They used to say it was impossible to teach women to read.
l wouldn't worry. lt's not like they're facing man-eating lions.
-Am l? -North Pole...
Toronto's in Canada.
...two...
You want to order me to go through the cat flap?
But it can't be done.
Something else!
Could you please type faster?
l'm not going anywhere.
Here.
Two billion items delivered, and we didn't leave a footprint in the snow.
...a ride?
...in Germany? One of them was twins!
...seen it before.
But there's a child without a present.
Grandsanta says he's not here.
All right.
Mpaa Stop
Please.
No, you can't. Yes, you can! Come on, Arthur!
l'm so sorry.
Have a bonbon
Drop complete. Stand by, S-1 .
Marvelous. Gets me every time.
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Okay. Left out of the Oval Office, right at the Cabinet Room...
...gone right down the rodney hole. You're a postman with a spaceship.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
...rely on me.
Depends on the angle the sleigh hits. You might just get beheaded.
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-l didn't, in fact, technically-- -You said l could drive!
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Who'd know that?
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Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting on his calculator after another job.
Nearly there!
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l just wanted them to remember...
Meaty chunks in the hole.
A bike and...
lt's impossible.
Just gotta break them in.
Not the 2 billion things l did right tonight. No!
l.... l work...
...he just wants to be loved and get some rest.
...and drawing of Santa tripping over your dog.
On Christmas night, he comes.
Meltdown paused.
l got you a present, sir.
-You just took the piece out of my hand. -Well, l am actually Santa...
That detachable milk maid thing.
So did everyone else.
He's the greatest man ever.
...a trip on the S-1 , Arthur?
l'm Santa!
-There you are. Down. -Watch that rock!
Head of Polar Communications for 46 missions!
Santa's head seems to be resting...
Oh, no, that's Peking.
Now, where are we?
...code 1 2. Code 12!
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Dancer.
We need a blunt instrument. Knock him out and regroup.
lt's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer. That's what she's dreaming of.
"He belongs in the South Pole."
Code red.
l said me and Evie could get here, and we did.
Get off.
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How can you possibly be sure?
l mean, what if after all of that, l'm staying at Grandma's?
Dad, wait.
Sir? Why is Arthur out there?
Alert level six.
Homework Destroyed
...than anything we know of.
lt's not 1 81 6 now.
We come in peace.
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...there's nine houses in my road so that's nearly 1 0 minutes.
He had to go into hiding.
l've got a phobia of being beheaded, and heights and speed and reindeer...
...get here!
Sir...
Forgot the PlN code.
snow white and the seven dwarfs
lt certainly is, Arthur. The whole family together.
You've got your special coat on.
-Elf, wrap your head. -Sir!
"Potash of carboniloroxy...
l want you to locate the batteries...
You too.
Thank you, Peter. l'd love an espresso.
Lunch Box
lt's the 2 billion other gifts, dear. Christmas has become...
Steve, you said if there was any way to get there, you would.
l thought it would be chillier near England.
No. l'm Santa.
Something's coming through.
Gwen just has to have a present from Santa.
After all the hard work, l wanted everyone to have some Christmas fun.
You are sitting on a level one access HOHO.
-That's us! -The clearest...