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that I proudly introduce my beloved nephew...
you shall receive butter's luxurious comfort in your mouth...
glory and danger alike-
- Probably not. - Try.
yet what I offer you downstairs is reality.
- And in such cases, the state law requires- - Hello!
You look nice tonight.
Only a fraction of the Louvre is on the walls. The rest is in the basement.
Bart, shut up!
No, this is the point! You immediately march upstairs to my ex-boyfriend's apartment...
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you very much.
You want to vex my sister!
Menus are prepared in advance...
Hi. I was just calling to find out if you got my flowers-
Just give me one second. I'm sorry, Darci. One second.
People might think I'm brave, but I'm not.
I'm accustomed to stand when a lady leaves the table.
the little secret of those of us in the royal court...
The bottom line is, I like you.
Is there anything more comforting?
Excuse me. You've never made a mistake in your life?
Why, the works ofda Vinci, Michelangelo, Chardin, David.
- Good night, Mr. Besser. - You tell him that-
to take priests to the bell tower.
Can you explain that, Leopold?
And if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one, then so be it!
a girl with a good deal of-
It's on the landing!
Utilizing modern theories of weather prediction.
This product tastes like raw suet! How is that not my concern?
Over there. Charlie going over there.
But no tears.just raw human passion.
That is your tragedy.
Hi. You've reached Stuart. Please leave a message.
- I gotta give this speech in a couple minutes. - Okay.
and then exhale into downward-facing dog.
'Cause there's some shit here that just cannot be said.
in part by your beauty, and in part by my own foolish pride.
- Maybe later on, Kate. - I'm serious! I just want my PalmPilot!
I need to work out. I need a place I can work out.
See the girl with the long, brown hair?
But I did read-
Andre.
- Now? - I'm Charlie, the actor.
Why, crikey, I believe it is. This game's more beguiling than cricket.
That's all right.
that no one else could see.
This is New York City. It's not just a safe place anymore.
a successful working relationship requires a great deal of-
I heard that, but the other part. The part before that.
J-J-
- You okay? - Yeah.
It's that simple.
Is there a Kate McKay in the house?
When's he gonna make a decision?
so we may toast to my bride-to-be-
This is embarrassing. it's embarrassing now. All right? I am sorry that you got hurt.
- Yeah, I've tasted it. - It's revolting.
Kate?
No, no. You don't understand. This is a very important phone call.
All right.
Oh, man! Bart!
Central, be advised. This is Breech Post Four.
So he's back?
He did this monologue about how all the best things in life are hidden in people's basements.
- I'm sorry, madam. This is a private affair. - No, you don't seem to understand.
You see, whilst I am the third duke...
Outfit was a great idea. Nice.
You could throw down a gesture here or there.
Go back? How?
finding a crack in time over the East River.
It's not that I went up there. It's that it was your ex-boyfriend's-
and that is a picture of you in the future in the past.
some pompousjerk sticks his head out of his cave and says...
I am the very model of a modern major-general
I understand completely if you're otherwise engaged.
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections. And it's no wonder.
- What? - Leopold.
- You're mistaken. - That's not possible.
I would have informed you of my intentions in writing.
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
So why don't you go down the hall...
Since my parents died, our family fortune had become, shall we say, depleted.
Look, Leopold,jansen Foods is a very important account for my company.
Very well.
- It's unbelievable! - Stop it, please! No more! Stop.
An occlusion?
They'rejust randomly seeded with Minoxidil. No cornrows.
I'll love you forever.
This requires pulling one's tongue from one's cheek.
No, no, no.
Care to share with us?
Leopold! Where have you been?
- We should trim where she sleeps with her boss. - Cut that whole section.
I'm aware of that. Look. I want to say something.