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Oh, Jesus.
Put another container on it! Hi.
she's the best girl that I ever had
Don't you nod your head. You fuckin' say it!
don't you lie to me
Hey, easy! Easy!
- but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan. - Wait a second.
You're-- you're the friend. You're the fisherman.
make sure he's really dead!
I had no idea her breasts were so ample.
What the hell are you talking about? Don't fuck with me, Max.
And then we can live happily,
Max, what-- you think?
Shit.
running people over,
Mom, I know it looks bad, but the summer session went really well.
I'm gonna hook you!
No, it's scratching because the guy's been hung...
Forget it. No! No, you need to be there in case he shows up.
I want you to get something. There is no you and me.
That's him, huh? It's hard to believe that's the guy.
Whoo-hoo!
No!
Did he have a last name? Blue. Billy Blue.
I mean, it could still be him. Then find him, Ray.
Now, that's the original story. That's the way it really happened.
Ooh. What a crock of shit.
No-o-o-o!
Probably some crack fuckin' around.
Of the dangers of having premarital sex.
Hello?
Yes, I do. I love you and you know that. But you know what?
Julie, get your white-as-death,
The guy's already dead. If we go to the police, we're dead too.
No, he wasn't decapitated. He was gutted with a hook.
Check his pulse. No way!
- Hey! - You asshole!
Dude, your tellin' it wrong.
What are you waiting for?
but you were too fuckin' jealous to handle it.
Fucker!
- Well, it doesn't look so new anymore. - Yeah, don't drink and drive.
You do it.
and you know how terrified I am of your I.Q., but--
Yeah, okay.
Hey! Now, let's try to stay calm.
This is crazy.
Elsa was class of '92.
Ooh. What a crock of shit.
it'll be eaten by crabs and small fish.