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WHY, YES, WE'D BE HAPPY TO.
AND NOT HAVE A PIANO FALL ON YOU?
WE'RE SELLING THE TRUCK. WHAT?!
[BELL RINGS] THINK ABOUT IT.
ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.
TAKES PLACE NEXT WEEK.
WELL... IT'S, UH...
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT. I'LL GET IT!
NO, LIKE "OH, BOY."
YOU'RE HORRIBLE. AND I'M GOING TO WIN.
DID YOU CHECK IN THE BACK WITH ASPIRIN?
"MAX-IMIZE" IT.
NO ONE STOPS TO SMELL A NICE FLOWER
I SMILED, KISSED HIM, TOLD HIM HE WAS GONNA BE A DADDY.
THE FOOD WAS REALLY BAD?
YOU ARE... YOU ARE WHAT?
FREE DESSERTS? YOU'RE GIVING THE STUPID PEOPLE FREE DESSERTS!
WELL...NO.
HOW DO YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE
"WHICH, IF I WIN, MEANS I HAVE TO GIVE UP A FRIDAY NIGHT
THAT'S EXACTLY MY POINT.
THE BASE, THE STOCK, THE SAUCE, THE SEASONINGS.
AFTER ALL, THERE'S HARDLY ANYTHING ONSTAGE
HONEY, CALM DOWN. SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST STUPID.
SAYS RUTH REICHL" FOOD.
PARIS WILL COME. I TOLD HER THAT.
OH, BOY! UH-HUH.
SOMETIMES THE PERSON YOU LOVE
STICK TO TALKING TO LOSERS OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS.
AND THE CORK BROKE THE WINDOW, SO I HAD TO CLEAN UP THE GLASS,
PLUS C-SPAN WILL BE BROADCASTING THE EVENT LIVE.
AGAIN, IT'S NOT MY SPEECH YET, BUT IT'S FRIDAY AT 5:00.
HE'S BEEN TALKING TO NOTHING BUT A COW.
PARIS, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T GET INTO HARVARD,
WELL, MAYBE HE'S IN SHOCK.
YOU WILL NOT TOUCH THIS!
I'M NOT SAYING IT'S RIGHT -- LORELAI, LISTEN TO ME.
I'M CONFUSED.
THE ADD-ON. WHAT ADD-ON?
GEEZ! BE HAPPY YOU'RE LOVED, HON.
FOR CUSTOMERS HERE. YES, WE DO.
YOU MEAN WHAT IF BABY ROLLED OFF THE SINK
SO I AM.
YOU ARE BY FAR THE MOST MASCULINE-LOOKING MAID
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TAKE YOU DOWN, ALSO.
I'LL GET IT. IT'S PROBABLY THE CONTRACTOR. WHAT CONTRACTOR?
BUT IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO TAKE ON THOSE WHO DOUBT YOU
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE FOOD?
MAX. LORELAI.
YOU MOVING OR DO YOU NEED A "5, 6, 7, 8"?
I WOULD LIKE THE REVISED COPY OF YOUR SPEECH
TOTALLY DIFFERENT. NOT THAT DIFFERENT.
OH, BOY.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
TOOK 200 YEARS,
WOW. THAT WAS SPOOKY.
WHAT? YOU'RE WHAT? HELLO?
RORY? WHAT, PARIS?
THAT'S IT -- GET THEIR NAMES. THEY'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN.
I'VE BEEN GOOD. GOOD.
I LIKE C-SPAN AS MUCH AS YOU DO.
STOP. I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANT TO YOU, PARIS,
THEY SENT IT BACK -- MY FOOD,
OKAY. I'LL BE OUTSIDE WHEN YOU'RE READY. NO RUSH.
I DON'T WANT TO EXPAND ANYTHING.
AFTER FOUR YEARS OF SLAVING AWAY,
A LITTLE LAST WEEK, BUT NOTHING TODAY.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO JIGGLE BABY.
THEIR SPEECH AT THE CEREMONY.
I CAN'T WAIT.
OF "INTO THE WOODS." WELCOME BACK, BRAD.