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I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?
ADAM: What's that?
Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan.
That look ashy to you?
Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash.
All right.
What's up, dude?
Let's give it up for the last time on this stage.
Kid.
All right. Easy, rattlesnake.
I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food.
Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in.
Go buy yourself fresh drawers.
Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires.
I don't know, just like get some food?
No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time.
Dude. This has no back.
Hi, Mike.
- You're gonna come. - No.
- Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing?
All right, come here.
I've been trying to, this whole time--
I don't know. You really want to discuss it?
That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money.
Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing?
Ooh, aah.
It is not what it looks like.
You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings.
Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine.
So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash.
But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually.
There you go, bro.
[MIKE SIGHS]
ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back. MIKE: Fuck your backpack.
I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork.
I'm sorry, who said anything about that?
- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay.
Yeah, sure.
TARZAN: So how do you know Mike?
You should sell these things.
All right.
I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet...
Get right here. Move slow. Around.
Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses...
And I don't see a cop in sight.
He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking....
- Don't be mad. - I'm not mad.
I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you....
[JOANNA CLEARS THROAT]
TITO: Hey, Mike, yo.
Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right?
If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike.
I'm not a bad friend.
...that's making the big move for you, isn't it?
[GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS]
BROOKE: You don't believe in school at all?
GIRL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
TITO: Still got it.
You guys are really.... Have a great time.
It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us.
That's good to know.
Tonight. And listen up.
And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right.
How'd you get this job, anyways?
Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami.
...brought the funds for my down payment.
- She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof.
He likes you.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Whatever her name was, she was fun.
- Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan.
You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing.
Distressed? I'm distressed?
Tarzan?
What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy?
Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right?
By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice.
Are you shaving your fucking legs?
Ladies, everybody's 21 here?
We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here?
[BROOKE SIGHS]
- ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha.
You only have a cherry pop one time.
[KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES]
ADAM: It's gone gone.
Why is he giving you pills? How many?
You ever, uh, tiled a roof before?
This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast.
...that I really do think you might benefit from personally.
I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh.
TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one.
(GIRL CHUCKLING)
JOANNA: Heh, did you say social studies?
- No. Sorry. - All right.
No. I got the fire-phobia issue.
You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do.
I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least.
- Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha.
Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks...
That's why I want to go to Miami.
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
But you don't.
Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts.
He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know--
...our props before we go out on-stage.
- BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: Heh.
And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage...
I was just talking about talking and being friends.
Where are you going?
[ADAM WHISTLES]
I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro.
DALLAS: Take this front-row table right here, ladies.