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- Oh! - Watch it, dude!
Name one thing she did.
I don't believe it.
Oh, and, Alara,
What are they again?
He's going to have to play by their rules.
My God, it's incredible how similar it is to old Earth.
Yep. Put your game face on.
I sing.
Please, all I want is a cup of tea.
to the Mella Giffendon Foundation for Jacked-Up Kids.
very passionate about this, so let's bring him out.
You performed a disrespectful act
Man, it does look a lot like Earth.
And don't forget to mention the donation.
Is it "John"?
Now what?
Well, if he stays below ten million downvotes
I... I mean, it's like
They don't have the medical sophistication
Let's say we reveal ourselves.
Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable.
your version of what happened,
Mostly, but also...
Your world is...
Is it too grindy or not grindy enough?
Ugh. Crap, that's no good. Isaac, can you make him fatter?
Look, sir, just hear me out on this, okay?
There is no record of any previously discovered society
I have to get him back to the ship.
Flood the Feed with that.
Ladies and gentlemen, John Lamarr.
- Yeah. - Let's vote. Shall we vote?
surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr.
What are these things?
You liked it?
It's so big.
All right. Okay.
Feeling better?
I can do this.
How can you not be aware of...
That's tuggin' at these heartstrings.
so get out those mobile devices and cast your vote now.
We are two very nice people
but we need your help.
I actually thought he was cute when he first came in here.
We're gonna get you out of this, don't worry.
Yeah, I know who they are.
I mean, it all seems subject to public vote
No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top.
Radio silence.
- No! - No!
What do you mean by corrected?
It's how we can tell who's good and who's bad.
Why?
Move.
Wait. I'm sorry...
Well, yeah, but everybody uses the Feed.
What can we do?
I dumped him, let's be clear about that.
what kind of stuff would endear him to your people?
I... I'm so, so completely sorry.
Doesn't matter. The people decided.
You... you don't know what an apology tour is?
N... no BS.
The Chat?
Well, that fits right in with everything else
on some kind of points system.
But what about everybody else?
We don't have a lot of specific information on this society.
No. Thank you for...
They send them home.