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Hey: What are you doing?
Angie, that is just the greatest news!
and then teII her, Iike my first ex did me:
Is it? Try this one:
I'm here: I'm here: I'm sorry:
That is crazy: ReaIIy crazy:
That's my ex-boyfriend, Scott, that I toId you about: Why is he here?
Oh, my God: Are you okay?
Okay, what's the second word you think of?
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
We're just going to pIay it fast and Ioose,
You know, have your baby custom-carried by a gestation assistant:
I teII you, a pagan birth is a fascinating thing:
You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's:
it's to trust my instincts and foIIow my fear:
What?
Oscar, this might be them: I want it to Iook artistic:
. Yes, let's get those facts and figures, into the idea machine.
I know!
I'm not smoking: I swear, I'm not:::
And CarI toId me you were going to get somebody eIse:
to express how I feeI about you, baby:
Let me see:
What you eat, the baby eats: What you Iisten to, the baby Iistens to:
She fooIed us aII:
and I want it to be so beautifuI that peopIe want to get married in it:
Better schooI, better apartment, better situation:
It's funny, 'cause you guys don't Iook aIike at aII:
Good: Very good:
So I wiII turn you over
Those are free, by the way: You don't have to sneak them:
I'm not gonna do this:
Jamba Juice:
Okay:
to give you everything you ever wanted?
I Iive in New York City in a pied-a-terre apartment
What is your read on this neighborhood?
It is! It's stiII funny!
Summer, if we're on vacation, maybe Angie wouId want to come with us some time:
You think you guys wouId be friends in reaI Iife?
You don't need another good person around you: That's your thing:
Oh, out Iike a Iight:
Angie, just eat it, okay? Bye:
Stefani's First Birthday by Angie Her husband helped too you idiot.
But, you know, at first, I was a IittIe worried about a witch carrying my chiId,
No, Stefani: Like Gwen Stefani:
and I aIso own Super Fruity Smoothies:
BeautifuI day! What couId possibIy go wrong?
CouId I have a moment aIone with Kate, pIease?
Let's get those fact and figures, Barry
WeII, I don't want to assign a number to it:
and I'II whisper to you the secret of success:
Hey! Happy birthday to you Okay, Stefani. Blow out the candle. Whoops. HEY... Oops, sorry. You guys....
So I wouId be happy to sit down with you some time and:::
KiII me: I want you to stab me with something:
I fooIed myseIf:
Don’t listen to the Dinosaur, Angie. It’s really dumb. Okay, Stefani, make a wish. Move it a little closer. There you go. Whoops. HEY... Sorry. You guys.
and they never make any sense:
Cash or credit?
Work meetings during a pandemic
Why, does that work?
Won't you?
I want you to come home: Baby, I miss you:
No, thank you: I'm good: Let's do this:
WeII, how much Ionger are you gonna put your body through this?
I put up with the weird upper management guys
(GURGLING)
I'm joking: That's me trying to make a joke:
Oh my god. Happy birthday dear Stephanie. Stefani. Pbbht. Dumb dinosaur.
Did you do that, AshIey?
because I'd reaIIy Iike to get one of those printouts to hang over my desk:
Let's go with this: CaII it ''HeaIth Monster:''
Hey! Happy birthday to you Okay Stefani, make a wish.
I'm giving you your check earIy:
No, it has a nice oId-timey smeII:
I mean, Iook:
This game is awesome: Where did you get this?
Whoa!
Things got reaIIy physicaI.
Yay:
Okay:
This stuff is good: What's the street name for this?
Romaine, Cheyenne, time to go:
(ALL CLAPPING)
Thanks:
Look at her: She's got good jugs:
Gross:
So you take over if the president is shot?
So, you're pregnant:
Let me put my hands into your hands,
TeII her today, in front of aII of her friends and her famiIy?
Angie, Red BuII?
I Iike to traveI for work:
I've just had it with aII these movie stars showing off:
You and your best friend, Kate? I got bad news:
There's nobody here I wouId ever go out with:
Your stupid space car's Iocked me in:
CIose the door, CarI:
(CHUCKLING)
Do you want to go back to my:::
Riding a Suzuki
KATE: I figured out how to beat you at this game, by the way:
And I was just practicing the ancient Japanese art of karaoke:
I know my hormones are on a roIIercoaster right now:
You're just going to Iet Kate go ahead and have this whoIe baby shower, right?
Wtf Just happened
But I am gonna stay here untiI I figure out what to do:
Is it because I wanted to introduce you to my kid?
getting an earIy jump on your baby-proofing:
(RINGING CONTINUES)
No, Rob, I just:::
But I do have a daughter:
ROSE: Come to think of it,
Stefani's First Birthday by Angie. Her husband helped with the slideshow too you fucking fat ass!
So what kind of Iaw did you practice?
Angie, I'm gonna go get a ginger carrot juice,
Do aII the things you wouId do if you were pregnant,
Do you think it's too much if I ask Angie to caII me every day?
Angie what is that?
Just reIax:
ReaIIy?
WeII, I peed on one of those stick thingies, and it said yes: