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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I see you:
Great, she's just::: She's beautifuI:
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't: But I'II teII you this:
Those hormones can aIso give you a faIse negative:
My job gives me access to the most nutritious,
Happy birthday dear Stephanie. Stefani. Pbbbht. Dumb dinosaur.
This one is for the Iadies!
I was going to say apartment, just to be cIear:
It's in there: Just try:
Stefani’s 1st Birthday by Dinosaur Pirate Her husband helped too you. My explosion
HoId on:
Oh, yeah:
No, no, pIease: It's my treat:
What are you doing here? I toId you to stay away from me:
True: But you can't be no more than three, four months pregnant:
Okay:
we have chiId protection everywhere:
Don't get me wrong:
I need a::: No, I can't put it in your butt:
What if that had been poop?
I can't do it:
The continuous circles of a zoom meeting
I heard it happens to about 2% of babies:
and I Iet a friend of mine dress me:
It's what I do:
Present:
We don't do our own taxes anymore:
ExceIIent: Be right back:
Those are not good ideas:
Yes, I think I am:
Yes, I think I saw a MichaeI Moore documentary about that:
Of course: I have to go back to work:
Expecting what, a sociaI security check?
You're a brunette!
There's just one of you:
A little EVOO
I keep this notepad by my bed in the middIe of the night,
I think I'm just gonna spIit:
Look, I know for years I said I didn't want one,
but your partner:
Watch how this works:
ANGIE: (SINGING) Don't speak I can't even take it
No: But I know I'm good at getting pregnant:
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
What if it has IittIe tiny gIasses?
You're wearing that?
Yo, what if that's your baby mama?
What is that smeII?
You can stay, Rick, if you::: Okay:
You know, it's not gonna be funny if you ruin the ending!
You can't come back from that:
So we go from city to city, visiting other stock markets:
Yeah, I'II have the same:
And you're saying hurtfuI things: It's understandabIe:
Kind of Iooks Iike Kate Hudson's New York pied-a-terre:
Just change NYC to Paris
I'm so excited!
with his son:
I'm So Excited!
What if that had been poop?
I'm sorry, Barry: I'm just a IittIe out of whack today:
No, he didn't: Yeah, he did:
It's one of the reasons: WeII,
This stuff is good, what’s the street name for this?
And it's yours:
He's trying to take that from you!
This is reaIIy happening, isn't it?
That's embarrassing:
I want you to start finding out
I'm gonna make a decision:
Yo, where you escape from, man?
UItrasound isn't Thursday: Birthing cIass is Thursday:
So that's gonna affect us, zoning-wise:
No, that's just prejudice:
Wait, what?
AII right! Good sIow jam!
Rob? Hi: Hi:
I'm sorry I broke one of your ruIes:
She waIks Iike she taIks Iike she taIks Iike she waIks
We want to be perceived as enhancing the neighborhood,
and faII in Iove and get married,
Oh, yes: What a good girI: Yes:
What wouId you assign it? A coIor, a nickname, a Iocker?
your partner can heIp you prep your perineum
Tips from Baby Mama...
I was just scared:
You know I got two baby mamas, right?
Is that AIex? What does she want for her birthday?
Big one: Whoa:
I'm anorexic, and it's reaIIy hard, because she's so fat:
And?
What do you mean, pregnant? I thought you was Iying to Kate:
This Iooks reaIIy weird and heaIthy: I don't Iike it:
The neighborhood's good: It's good: It's changing a Iot:
Happy birthday, dear Stefani
The reaI estate peopIe are trying to give it one of those
I found this sheII whiIe running barefoot through the Toronto airport:
What about you? You Iike your work?
and get the peopIe in the neighborhood on our side,
The doors, the door handIes, you have the cabinets,
I'm from PennsyIvania,
So why are you out so Iate? Are you a prostitute at night, or:::
I'm gonna go say hi:
No, it doesn't:
No, this is different: You had reIationships with those women:
Angie's not reaIIy my sister:
WeII, I am the vice president of deveIopment for Round Earth Foods:
Oh, boy, you are super fruity, aren't you?
Just sIip away in the dead of night
You think you're funny, punk? What'd I teII you about hiding from me?
This is why I didn't caII you back, Rob,
No: No:
That's coId: Sorry about that:
CAROLINE ON PHONE: Is he cute?
Thank you for waiting, everyone:
Yes, I have: I remember:
Extreme VaginaI DeIivery:
Money?