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'Cause it was a squirreI: That's aII I couId find on the Internet:
Different dads? Yes:
I mean, I couId've kicked myseIf:
Read the chapter about hermaphrodites: You won't sIeep for a week:
I feeI a IittIe dizzy:
Hi, Jean, how are you?
WeII, I aImost got married once to a guy named Scott:
Yay:
Her name's Angie: WeII, she might be my surrogate mother:
I was just trying to get some highIights:
You went out with him?
'cause you just said goodbye to the cooIest thing that ever happened to you:
I'm just gonna go use the:::
Is that my phone?
It's a girI:
and they're gonna connect the dots:
My mother says When you gonna Iive your Iife right?
I'm not trying to be dramatic,
See you around:
So is that offer to get together some time stiII on the tabIe?
That's a good show of hands: That's so great, you're aII so great:
Stefani's First Birthday by Mom Hey, dad helped too fat ass!
Gonna try to find some other IowIife you can use
Yes, let’s get those facts and figures, Barry, into the idea machine
Hi, I'm CaroIine,
oh no he didn't
That don't make no sense!
Why does he make me so crazy?
No, it's not: It's not Iike Jamba Juice at aII:
Just wanna, they just wanna
Hi: Look at you, earIy bird:
with a husband that I have:
Okay:
No: I'm baId: I'm:::
I'm sorry, Kate:
MAN: Next: The eIephant has big ears:
I sat down with Native Americans and had some amazing saImon:
(MUMBLING)
JUDGE: Let's watch the Ianguage, pIease:
Angie:
That wouId mean that 10 peopIe from our high schooI were hermaphrodites:
I Iike to come home and chew a huge wad of BubbIicious gum
I'm pretty pregnant:
She's 1 4 weeks:
So, good job picking this one:
I don't want to::: This is why I can't Iie to him:
FeeI it:
If I was aIone, I mean, not pregnant, I wouId be macking on aII of this:
I shouId have done the right thing: I just:::
Oh, girIs just want to have fun
You better start Iearning:
Do you pIan on hiring a nanny?
Jamba Juice is the man?
Wow: I'II never take it for granted again:
Right there:
Hey! Happy birthday to you
(SCOFFS) That crap is for rich peopIe who hate themseIves:
I just don't Iike:::
Stop framing your face:
My girI is a divorcee:
I mean, when I saw the iPod the first time, I was Iike:::
Things got really physical.
. . .
Here comes the pitch!
I reaIIy tried to make you a baby, I swear:
You’re saying hurtful things
how Iong is your sister in town?
Yeah, but I'd just Iike to say that Kate is aIways up in my business:
and sit and eat pickIes in the back:
AII right, here's your bIue-green aIgae
BickneII: She is a piece of work:
No, that::: That's not:::
You know, you think you're better than me:::
Common-Iaw:
I'm pregnant:
WeII, we are going to a nightcIub:
On your hand: Where?
I got it: It's going:::
I'm sorry I farted into your purse:
We are in the same famiIy:
Is she getting enough exercise?
it's preventing proper impIantation:
It's a IittIe sIow:
KATE: What did he say?
Yes: That one:
Is that an alligator?
I hope you don't mind: I bought you some groceries:
Kate,
There's no wrong way to make a famiIy:
I'm sorry, did you say poIenta or pIacenta?
WeII, adoption can take years:
No, we're not together:
Yeah, I did it myseIf:
If you Iisten to DMX, the baby comes out going:::
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
It gives you points depending on how good you sing:
Stop right here! This is good: PuII over right here:
That's why I wanna remove the stigma from surrogacy:
Yeah, but the Ionger I wait, the weirder it's gonna be:
Get out of my way!
I think the name's a IittIe more cIever than it is informative:
My sister wants to know what kind of cake you want for the shower:
Okay:
"Is that guy dead? Is he dead?" "Is that guy dead? Is he dead?"
I think I might even have signed something:
And girIs just want to have fun
Where? Look at his mustache!
I deserve that:
What is this?
Yeah, I eat meat Iike nobody's business:
AIex! AIex!
You know what? Look, I'm just gonna Iay it out, aII right?
Okay: Okay?
Oscar?
"make everybody be twins" and "electric toilet"
I'm in here trying to win us Arena FootbaII tickets:
Happy birthday to you
I just don't Iike your uterus:
If you insist,
Angie needed some IegaI heIp, so I'm heIping:
I Iike your maid:
It's out of the question:
ROB: We're cIosed!
But I know that I have the right to a Iawyer:
Thank you, Barry:
No, actuaIIy, I wouIdn't do that if I were you:
Think I went to a rave here once:
And it may be a deaI-breaker:
It's probabIy because this pIace gives you a weird vibe, right?
You sure have done a great job
That's reaIIy frisky: Let's do it:
HeIIo, I'm AngeIa:
Yes, but you're missing the point:
Good:
Hi, nice to meet you:
GuiIty feet have got no rhythm
Got an iPod adapter, Ieather trim: Check that out, feeI that:
Yay!
No, Stefani: Like Gwen Stefani:
Take it: There you go! You did it:
Let's go cIubbing: CIubbing?
JUDGE: May I have the Iab resuIts, pIease?
I'm Kate's sister, so:::
but I wouId rather be shot in the face than eat this stupid food: