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My sister's 38 and married.
I'm doing research on emotions and brain activity.
It also says that if you eat beef...
You, me, Ma, living under the same roof? Ha, ha.
Actually, he can.
Listen, Rajesh, Leonard and I decided to see each other again...
- Who can't go out with Leonard? - My sister.
I don't have to take this!
When you get this, tell Leonard to check his voicemail.
Well, I guess it's just the two of us, huh?
- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Wow.
- How hard did she stomp? - Very hard.
Then I'll stimulate the analogous area in a rhesus monkey and see if he cries.
God forbid you get one of those new fancy sex diseases!
Remind me to put it on your shopping list.
Wait a minute, are you telling me your mother usually takes you to the dentist?
I love the way you say, "I'd love that."
I do sometimes get a bit carried away, don't I? Ha, ha.
At this point in our ecosystem, you are akin to the plover...
...and my mother doesn't trust Bernadette.
Leonard, if your sister ever comes to town, I shall have my way with her.
Yeah, it's good to see you too.
- Can we talk in private? - No.
Hey, Bernadette. Can I talk to you?
Sex criminals don't have keys, Ma!
I watch Dr. Phil!
I'm regretting my earlier cattiness. She is an absolute delight.
I mean, if anything, I'm quite pleased that Leonard has found someone...
Who's there? Are you a sex criminal?