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I'll never forget his incredible legs.
Eh. Get it?
we'd like to welcome you all to the first annual
for the Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival and Turkey Trot.
(runners screaming, clamoring)
- That's not crazy talk. - Guys, guys, guys, guys!
Well, we still got to go find the kids.
♪ Okay, here we go! ♪ (siren whoops)
LINDA: We're almost there.
It's Summer time.
They were keeping them with other birds.
Aah...
All right!
- Right? - Ow!
Probably never ever again.
Oh. Oh...
BOB (singing along): ♪ Oh, baby
NO, YOU'RE CRYING!
Uh-oh.
You had one thing to do!
Aw, giblets.
Oh, I wonder why that could be!
The Bastille, and I said "Baste-ille."
and now Thanksgiving's attacking us!
Hey! Kids! Get back here! Hey, wait, is that Mom?
What the hell is happening?!
♪ 'Cause tonight it's all the way ♪
(both yelling, turkeys gobbling)
Deliberately not!
TINA: Whoa. Look out, everyone.
Okay. Well, that went well.
Yup! Or whatever you want
Yep, I'm probably always gonna move
We're sorry!
No one even cared.
This isn't what I wanted.
So I picked you up and carried you here.
Wait, the Tickle Boat that killed that guy?
Good-bye, baby bottle.
Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival!
We aren't going to have a repeat
He's not hiding.
(moans) There's no one here.
I worked on a turkey ranch one summer, when I was 14.
Also good.