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He says he's trying to crack this international currency thing.
end up running down the streets with bullets flying past their heads?
Vince!
Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
Mr. Hirschorn ‒
But we want to make a quick stop somewhere else first.
- Well, th-then they're behind you. - No, this I did on my own.
Sure, he's lovable, but he's completely out of his mind.
Like I say, it's no big deal.
Involved? That was my idea.
They're fine. Perfect.
It's all my fault.
What's goin' on?
All right? Sí, sí. Sí, sí. Gracias.
He overpays.
Doc, 72 years I have this tooth. He don't want to die.
Now, do you have the money?
Dad, where the hell have you been?
- Sounds like plenty. - It's a lot, huh?
Vaya con dios
I thought maybe all this excitement had gotten to you.
Ah, I show you, hmm?
- With the bag. - With the bag.
Well, I don't see that much television. I'm out of the country a lot.
Well, the mother's very nice.
Ohio
I agree. It must have been anarchists.
Look at this.
is your unwitting participation in this serious federal crime.
- I can sympathize with your feelings. - Don't come in. I want you out of my life.
Pronto.
You did. Travels all over the world. Hasn't got time to meet the new in-laws.
I graduated second in my class.
then the German mint, and then the Swiss mint.
Terpentine!
Get out of here. Can't you tell when I'm ribbing you, Vince?
We never played ball together on Nagle Avenue.
At least this one don't make any bones about it.
- I don't smoke. - This isn't lit, General.
Ah.
I'll probably find an acceptable pair of shoes.
And well worth it. I'm having a wonderful time.
Nine months. My God. That really must have been something.
- Goddamned Arabs! - They're lowering us now.
- What are you doing in here? - Did I startle you folks?
- You made a call. - Yes, I did.
No.
Sheldon?
- Is there anything I can do for you? - No, just wanted to say hello.
How the hell do I know? You're the expert. Think of something.
No, no, two more visits oughta do it fine.
Can you close your mouth? Can you bite down?
Four years at Mount Holyoke so she can marry into this.
731 Fifth Avenue. Pronto.
The idea of you out there dead and me all alone back here with the smoke and the bullets.
Listen, listen.
and these people intend to run off billions of dollars of this currency.
I'm marrying Tommy, not Vince.
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's because you have to wear short pants to play.
I'll get it.
I was in the jungle ‒
We'd love to stand around and schmooze, Barr, but we got a big day tomorrow.
Vince, how long did you actually live in Guatemala?
even more lovely, more sacred.
And there might be two guys hanging around outside the front of the building
Perfect.
I have flames on my car.
Spare this man.
- That was very lovely, Mr. Ricardo. - Yeah, I feel the same way, Dad.
You're just always makin' these weird calls in back rooms and pay booths.
I hate to go through this thing without at least the option of a blindfold.
Over and out.
Oh, it's such a minor thing. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.
Vince.
She cannot bite down.
Good.
- Hi. - Hello, Mrs. Kornpett.
Yeah, I think so.
General, could we have a sedative for Shel here?
Ah.
This is a major international deal.
There will be looting, rioting in the streets and suicides.
- That was a mistake. - Some mistake.
This is a girl from the village. This is a prostitute.
Oh, it was an incredible sight.
501 United Fruit Boulevard.
Honduras?
We hand him the engravings.
We'll go home with Billy and Bing. Have a few laughs, okay?
Stand up straight, be a man.
No, no, we missed him by a good foot and a half.
I read the newspapers.
Fettuccine Szechuan.
Uh, General, I'd like you to meet Dr. Sheldon Kornpett.
Beaks? Flies with beaks?
Well, you can imagine how I felt, General,
- Well, they thought I was bullshitting. - Who thought you were bullshitting?
Serpentine, Shel. Serpentine!
Gentlemen, gentlemen, come!
I believe it was simply a fabrication to get me off the trail.
It's very good.
I work for the CIA.
My name is Kornpett. I'm a DDS in the greater New York area.
Well, it's very, very good. You don't get this kind of stuff in New York.
- Very lovely. - Billy.
These are small enough?
- It's a Latin-American syndicate. - Okay.
It's urgent. I'm in great danger.