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By the time you get back, this thing will be resolved. Take my word for it.
I wish I had the choice but to kill you.
so that individuals of high standing in the community
This is Señor Pepe.
- Do you understand Latin, Sheldon? - Yeah, a little.
The thing will be out of your house in two hours.
They're late, all right? Don't make it like a family issue.
I'll do my best.
- Through there? - Yeah. First door to the left.
- And what else? - I don't like, uh ‒
- Absolutely. - What a guy.
Holy Christ!
Don't they squeal when they die?
Vince!
Uh, by the way, here.
Sheldon, now, I just explained to you it was a fabricated ‒
May I share something with you?
The Bay of Pigs.
- Maybe they'll make it for lunch. - Oh, it's such a shame.
- Tijada. - What's Tijada?
Billy and Bing would have been co-anchormen on the evening news in China.
- It doesn't make sense? - No, it makes sense. It makes sense.
And I couldn't agree more.
How so?
- And remember the wine. - Oh, and remember the wine.
- Believe me, I know what it's like. - You must be the lovely mother of the bride.
That's very kind of you, Shel. And don't think I'm gonna abuse the privilege.
Oh, he was gone for ages.
I have flames on my car!
- Hmm. It's heavy, isn't it? - Mm-hmm.
Delightful. Wonderful. Wonderful people.
I understand. But I want you to know what kind of a tooth this was.
- You gonna be long? - I'll be back within an hour.
I'll give it a shot.
He's definitely coming over?
You're with Vince Ricardo? How much insurance do you carry?
- Is this coffee freeze-dried, by the way? - Yes, it is.
We celebrate.
- Sheldon? - What's that?
That's it.
- I don't want to sit down. I don't want my soup. - You hardly touched it.
Don't push out with your tongue now, please.
Their only hope is worldwide inflation.
Right. Now come on, let's get goin'.
Here we go.
Come on.
Oh, Christ, no.
Oh, that's wrong.
- What? - A Z?
They make a chicken sandwich here. They serve it on a hard roll.
and suddenly there's trillions of extra dollars, francs and marks floating around?
¡Preparen armas!
I remember Vince saying he wanted to invite you.
- Beautiful. - There is another 10 million.
They thought it was too risky. Turned it down.
Well, my life has been in almost constant jeopardy for 24 hours now.
- No, no, no, no. Any time. - Oh, wonderful.
- Hey, look at this. - What?
they all owe billions of dollars to the West, and they can never pay it back.
- Yeah. - Your wife is on the line.
- And you might even enjoy it. - Yeah?
You're going where?
Geez, I couldn't take that kind of rejection.
Home visit
who should not see the bag.
But we are getting married.
The acorn, sweetheart, from the tree.
Sadly, there's very little you can do
Mmm. It's very nice. It's a little greasy, but it's very nice.
- No, no, we have an orchestra. - Dad, will you please be serious?
What the hell. I never get out of here anyway.
Please, gentlemen, enter.
- Can you stop the car? - Maybe you're right, Sheldon.
It's Ricardo.
Five minutes.
The CIA.
Yes, yes, yes. He just pick.
Ah, you're probably right.
Well, I'm really glad you stopped by, Vince.
Well, all they had was Hustler in Spanish.
It's an extraordinary tooth. It's gonna be an honor for me to pull it out.
- He's simply not equipped, General. - My father, that son of a bitch.
No, I said, Hello, Jesus, and he said, Hello, Vince.
♪ As it softly said ♪
Ah, take your breath away. Shel, can you believe that?
Let me explain something to you.
That was it? The dental thing? I'm a dead man!
- Why are you getting so excited? - Why am I getting so excited?
- The inner sanctum, huh? - Yeah.
You're just projecting like crazy.
- Where we going? - My office. I want you to break into my safe.
- I don't want to intrude. - No, no intrusion.
- Take it easy. - You too, Vince.
where I can make these kind of top-level phone calls to top businessmen,
- Shelly! - What?