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There's nothing in my mug, but the sipping noises calm me.
I'm gonna make it my girlfriend.
[Chuckling] Anyway.
Then bam- we're going to prison.
- Hey! No! Thief! - [Grunting]
I'm so proud of you. Hey, I have a graduation surprise for you.
Join a tradition of strength, honor and bravery.
It was way better last year. You don't even know.
# You got the motion ##
Mm-mm-mm. Those meatballs are coming back.
Yaah!
What about you? How are you holding up?
[Crowd Cheering, Whistling]
[Sustained Horn Honking]
Hey Roger, I know how Santa gets down the chimney! All he does is take that big belt of his and tie it really tight around his waist, and it makes him so skinny he fits right down the chimney! Hayley...
That was a joke, an excellent joke. But I'm serious about this.
Bye! Have a beautiful time.
You were complicated, did not respond well to the word "no."
Tell J I said, "sup?"
Well, if I do, I'll just wipe my hands on your fur.
Okay, the Langley Falls Shopping Mall Memorial Day sale begins in two hours.
# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands #
Well, you should see me in the shower.
# And he's shining a salute to the American race #
- whose name is Chaz! - [Gun Clicking]
Yeah. He says we have to respect the law and let the legal system run its course.
- Who are you? - [Car Door Closes]
It didn't have to be this way, you dumb son of a bitch...
- # On my side is my gat See, I'm all of that # - [Glass Shatters]
[Grunts]
You weren't even brave enough to pay that mugger a visit.
Now I have to take a long Rollerblade and sweat out your poison.
Roger, I have the tape.
He's the strongest man I know!
Looks like showtime.