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I don't even know what that means but I love it!
There's your mother-flipping track form.
I am the greatest one in the whole world.
Oh, well, there's strikes two and three right there.
...and you know that fear is powerful because it has been there...
-Tactics? -Yeah. I'm gonna keep acting tough...
Or Really Thin Pancakes
Come back to the friendship shore.
Get her a coffin.
Feels good facing Kilmer doesn’t it?
how much you want for those snickers, old man?
...lying there in your little ghost manger...
Nacho cheese fountain Sounds kind of redneck to me
President Trump to Uncle Sam
No Bid Market! No Bid Market! -Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!
That's why I'm on the bus. I'm delivering pizzas.
There you go.
You made that test your bitch
He found that wheelchair in the hallway.
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I’m 10 years old, but I’ll beat your ass.
Suppers ready!
So you're gonna lose to me on purpose?
This is not good
-With the claws. -With the claws and the beak.
Now is there anyone out there who wants to be a qb
-Come on, man! -Yeah, Ricky. Okay.
...but just let me help you as a man.
Can you speak up, Ricky?
I have not finished.
Down, Get down Karen! Get down, Karen!
Come on, son. You can do it. Come on.
fig it boy fucker
What the hell?! There's a goddamn cougar in the car?!
Jacque, You gotta watch it when I get into packing mode.
Wake up, idiot!
This "Right for Like" its nonsense
I'm sitting here in this enormous haunted mansion, can't sleep.
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I'm declarin Granny law
Me going it
What's ''planters'' mean?
...for the girI who forgets to get your dry cleaning?
Big Red Gum fuck you bubble gum
A little planning can go a long way.
...of all time, Kenny Rogers.
Guy's dangerous, Ricky. He's like a cobra. Back off!
I'm not sure what to do with my hands.
Thanks Dave
Get Your Balls Back Go Fast Again
-lt sure as heck does. -No, it doesn't.
William
See I think you DID mean to go to Sam’s Club in your uniform I also think that you meant to be thanked for your service.
-What? -Nothing.
So now the winner, he was third, he's now number one:
-What?! -I know it...
Been keeping it in my bathroom at the motel, feeding it old pizza.
I would have named them Robert Quinn and Medicine Womam
Well, Stew Here's the Deal. I'm the best there is, plain and simple
You have forced me to do this Just say I love BMWs
God needs the devil.
So get ready for some tricks up these sleeves, all right?
Look. I wanna drive. My arm's fine. So let's get the car off the trailer.
I know. I've been calling them all day trying to get you...
I've seen a lot of big crashes at Talladega...
Go, go, go! Come on, come on, go!
You don't stop liking sex when you're old.
Thanks, Daddy. I gotta tell you, I feel good. Heck, you know what?
Does that blow your mind? That just happened!
You just lost your girl Don’t throw on your best friend because of your anger
...And put Windstream out of business.
You gotta feel the road. You gotta let it live inside you.
Say hello to Dr. Watts!
No, no, no! No, he needs to know!
Does it matter?
Well, I wish I could've been there for that.
You try to take this thing away from me, and I'll sock you straight in the face!
This wing is inconvenient but i do love fig newtons
YAY!!! TWO PLEBE YEARS!!!
How'd you even get hooked up with him in the first place?
...
Answer me this: When you're in spa mode...
Go, baby! There you are.
Why is it that you always fall for people who leave you?
Come on, Daddy!
How much you selling that weed for, old man?
These men will not quit.
-I close my-- -Do you hear me? Never ever!
With all due respect, Bishop…..
You wanna see what my life is?!
I want you to hit up every independent driver out there for spare parts.
-Give me that thing. -Cal, you're number one!
...I don't know, between five and 1 0.
ou came in and you said, ''lf you ain't first, you're last.''
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
Help me, Tom Cruise!
We pray for Adam's leg...
We don't have any fancy team owners.
Hey, come on, man. I'm on a bike. Relax.
Will-I-am I have come to defeat you
KIM GARDNER IS A CIRCUIT ATTORNEY A NURSE, AND A AMATEUR TATTOO ART
...and this car, and this cougar...
Speed or jail?
If you don’t ride Honda 250’s… Then fuck you!!
There's going to be a croissant I'm going to take away.
I'm a drivers wife I don't work
I GOT YOU PEPE LE BITCH
-There you go. Yeah! -Right?
Let's find out a little bit more about him from our reporter, Davey Wesling.
You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine.
Shave that shit
I'm saying, sometimes you get a knock on the head, you get speciaI powers.
-I'm on fire. I don't wanna die. -Come back here.
Oh, gooder than grits.
-How so? -Well, check it out.
-Shake.... -And bake!
Do It, Dino. Get your balls back!
Nice denim shorts, dude Hey, shut up man!
-Would CaI move out? -Yep, gone.
My leg hurts We are no longer friends
Our sponsors are really gonna shit a chicken. Michael Clarke Duncan, shut up.
-Yeah! -Yeah. Turn up the heat.
One Single Plop
love me that deebo
What's ''implication'' mean?
Public schools, health-care system, giant water parks.
If you don’t chew big red, then fuck you
yay! two plebe years!
Millwrights Local 1102
Granny law
Well Dick, NDP is the best there is, it’s that plain and simple.
Hakuna Matata Indonesia
So, what's it gonna be? Fear or prison?
Hey, guys.
-You seen Cal? -He's somewhere around here.
-Hey, buddy. -Naughton Jr. is letting Ricky Bobby...
-Yeah, I don't think so. -Really?
Cars Lightyear inspiration Goodyear
.... because although today I may be friendly... tomorrow.... GO DUCKS1
-Hey, Dale. -Hey, can I get your autograph?
-Sorry. Sorry. -Get out of the road!
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
Everything funny about Les’s joke You just wrecked it
...we were up all night working on the car.
That idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
Hey, listen to me. lf you're calm, that wondrous big cat will be calm too.
Hey, don't bump me.
Motherfucker, what makes you think I care?
Julie
My mama got problems. She just lost her leg.
I could help them! I know now!
Hey I Don't Even Know Why I'm Talking To You
-That's a little quick. -You see what he did?
Slingshot, engage.
Give me that thing.
Don't stop.
They won an award For the best home start ever
(Applebee's)
IT WAS SHIT!
Come on, baby! Yeah, that's it.
Magic Man!
Do it, rent that Camaro,
''Feels good going fast, doesn't it?
First, a very brief explanation.
All Right Professor Dickweed What's the Plan
I can tolerate Kilmer again, woooo!
Hey driver, drive these!
I can't believe it! Oh, my God!
-Oh, really? -Quiet.
Talladega nights
I'm still sitting in my Dirty Pee Pants
Cal?
I gotta tell you, Granny, this blows.
Help me Alla!!
-You missed me at the wedding? -Oh, man, it was so classy.
Son, that was lovely.
Robert Mueller
-I didn't say it! -No, you did not.
I'll just bury it down inside.
By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was SHIT!
I was high when I said that. You can be second, you can be third, fourth. Hell, you can even be fifth.
All right, we got it, we got it. Hold it right there.
I know, I'm sorry. It's my fault, I shouldn't have been standing.
Shit.
If you don’t Le Creuset, then FUCK YOU!
She’s always crying Tough love it is for mucking around
No Bid! No Bid! No Bid! -Anarchy! Anarchy! -Anarchy!
Hey, Ricky.
And it smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.
They touch! They spin!
You're the weirdest little girl I've ever seen
Marcus
the right to recline your seat is in the geneva convention. look it up!
No, I don't know what that means. I guess, longer life.
If you get first Then how am I gonna win?
Mr. Bobby, you are magnificent.
I Can't Believe It If It Isn't My Best Friend Meggy Spletzer
-Jelly? -You like to put jelly on a lady?
CONGRATULATIONS RICH RAKAY 2022 IFL CO-CHAMPION
Trump at the Whitehouse
Hey, Cal, I'm sorry about wrecking you today.
Now, I don't know who he conned into letting him start this race.
Oh, God, help me!
I'm not gonna answer it
That's dumb
We are getting married Ricky.. And we are getting matching leprechaun tattoos...
Wake & Bake
i fucked your mom
Cuz I like to Party
I mean, he died last night in my arms...
...who wears, like, a white outfit...
I got a pretzel in my head
Cal, do you realize the implications of your actions right now?
Kingdoms Of Legend World Guide
...and take the phone off the hook because it's race day here...
Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear Baby Yoda. This is the way.
You're stuck on an anger bridge.
Wise decision bringing me in to help set up
New hobby...engage
-Hey, one more thing. -Yeah?
Cause of the gayness
that ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
I'll cut right here. Stretch it out.
If you don’t like Barstool Personalities Then fuck you
He's suffering from catatonic shock.
Squis butt cheeks were very Mike honchoy
Trump, when asked how he could both support protests but think. Georgia is opening too soon: