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Get back to work!
It's not that heavy.
And action!
Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me?
And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are Al I idiots! - Yeah!
Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!
because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us.
I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.
He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.
♪♪
Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?
♪♪ ♪ No remorse on a collision course with death ♪
- Aah! - Aah! I know!
That's some hot shit right there. Check that out, man. Good.
Today just whupped my sorry black ass
Neutered Man!
I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.
Send in the next audition.
Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.
♪ Just 'cause she has big titties ♪
- How you doin', G-Fresh? - You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.
Hyah!
- Action. - Oh, yeah.
You two boys can just fuck right off.
Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.
Shouldn't we call the police or something?
Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning.
Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.
Lisa! Who's your little flower now?
Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!
Uh-huh.
Hey!
♪♪
- How long you staying? - Until the show's over.
Whoo! Thanks, man.
Come on. Do me again.
With the success of this thing, how could I not want to make a sequel?
Mark my words... I 'l I get you for this!
You make me so horny.
What? My Buick Century.
♪ Now you’re a man ♪ ♪ A man ♪
Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
- What's your name again? - I am Sancho.
Well, I don't know if I'm gonna do it, Lis. What? Why not?
I think we should start with a close-up of my ass!
All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
- Ha-ha! - What the fuck is this?
Ooh-oooh!
♪♪
- Action! - I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
And I'm not doing any ass-licking today. I told you that, right?
Shit.
You're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
Yeah? Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
Guards! More guards!
Mark Hayes! ...and CHODA BOY!
and just whupped my sorry black ass.
Oh, I don't do those... Those kind of movies.
I don’t think I’m gonna chuck piss beers anymore
What's that?
Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.
.
♪ What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms ♪
- Ow! - That certainly is a lot of money,
but Lisa is so important to me.
Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!
Okay, people. Let's go.
By the time I finally got this old mama to work,
instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.
Drop him. Right.
Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
Wake up sleepyhead It’s school tonight
Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
- Wow. - Oh, sorry.
Oh.
Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
Oh.
Go ahead, shoot yourself.
starting with a medium close-up on the cock.
I say unto you, 'Nay, they are many.
He was killed by the C.I.A...
Jesus! Where?
who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.
And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.
No problem.
Forty thousand dollars.
Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.
Come on. Oh, that's good.
Where's the contract? What contract?
Told me what?
Rub her breasts or something.
You're so evil, Neutered Man.