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Well, hello.
I have to quit. Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
♪♪
So what is it? What are you acting in? Oh.
That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?
Ben, L.A. needs us.
♪♪
♪ Onward, Latter-day soldier ♪
Oh, Joe.
- Are you okay, ladies? - We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
And action!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! One more step and I'll slice her.
One, two!
- Shut up! - Yeah!
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I dig that Jesus guy.
♪ Give it all you got to to fight to the top ♪
Mormon church opinions
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
Oh.
I don't know. Read the script, duder!
Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan...
It's a poignant story about some very important issues.
Hey it’s Chuck E. Cheese’s sleepyhead rise and shine get out of bed
Don't hurt her... her.
- How's it goin', G-Fresh? - Oh, just kickin' it. You know what I'm saying, G?
The men are the one who want the product so bad. They're the victims!
♪ Live it, live it ♪
but I think unicorns are kick-ass.
What is your problem, Zazinsky?
Whew. Yeah.
All you have to concern yourself with is the crime fighting and the acting.
Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.
You got me all wrong. This is not your average porno.
Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
Get this fuck!
The both of you two better stop scrappin' or else you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, see?
Because it won't, gosh-darn it!
Move, fuck boy!
Yeah, yeah, I can too. I 'll use my Orgazmorator.
Uh... Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis. The, uh... The Lord's kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that.
Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, Orgazmo Twenty-fucking-seven If I want you to!
I found out who's been beating up G-Fresh. It's Orbison.
This whole thing is just too gosh-darn wacky to be coinky-dink!
I don't think I can afford it. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Ow!
Are you Sancho? No, because I am Sancho.
Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. Lisa!
Lisa?
Hey, how you doin'?
Just get in there and fuck. But I haven't slapped my ass yet.
Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.
- They don't seem to take me very seriously. - You don't say.
Of course. You get a hundred bucks a scene.
To Death of a Salesman?
It's his decision. Let him go.
superheroes that pray together stay together.
Some guys from Jesus?
I... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...
I told you.
I got it. We'll use a stunt cock.
Right.
Oh, what was I thinking?
You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass.
Hey, listen. Joe, that is a lot of money.
peace and happiness through all of eternity?
All right, so what's the plan? Why you asking me?
Okay, people. Let's go. Come on. Set this up for me.
Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe. You know, he could've really hurt me.
HI FELLAS I’M READY TO FUDGE
Jesus and I love you
Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera.
A... Ass-Fuck Twins.
♪ A ma-male, ma-male, male Now you're a male ♪
We can use disguises. We can cover ourselves up so nobody can recognize us.
I’m going into Chuck E. Cheese’s even my brother Bloo Say no
Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G-Fresh?
Hey, how ya doin'?
You can just fuck right off! There.
Ding dong! Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!
Fie on you, Satan!
Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,
and if one of the thugs tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up!
A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? Shh.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
♪♪ So what did you think of your first day of porno, Joe?
uh, walk to the back, grab the contracts,
Oh. My name's Dave.
I'm goin' back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just came to say good-bye.
And you give me a nice, slowzoom...
Yeah, I, uh...
Revenge?
Yeah. There was a lot of good stuff goin' on.
I still have another week of mission work to do, but...
I have an idea!