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If I ever start rapping, just shoot me in the head.
You should be drinking watered-down beer in a chipped glass
then added pregnancy panels to fit my unique body type.
It's all gonna work out.
Sir, she is not an alcoholic.
Pour me another!
Whoa, mama! Finally some action!
(SINGING) The Simpsons
"Fox Broadcasting,"
and make him listen to us.
We always get the hicks on Saturdays.
What's with all those rapping grannies in the movies?
Thanks for everything, Kyle.
No!
Really? Even Zima?
Your early movies are timeless classics.
That's your fun place, like me and the lamp store.
And the Wichita lineman is still on the
to Space Bill number 371.
Then maybe we can have some memories together
Hey, as long as they're not hurting anybody.
(STOMACH GRUMBLING) Uh-oh.
Oh, no! (HICCUPPING)
Of course.
(GRUNTS)
Well, it's actually just a stepladder by the water fountain.
[Stomach gurgles] Uh-oh!
Hey, I only drink that when I'm already drunk.