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On another occasion, he patted
And can you please use code when we're talking about this?
Yeah, it's okay. I got... I got this.
My gosh, you look like a middle-school teacher.
Wow, Freddy Wallace.
- Is it time to get Leon yet? - Oh, checking.
He should be here by now. This is not okay.
- And that'll be me. - Which will be me.
Uh, all right.
This is tough for you, huh?
- 'Cause I know you're hungry. - Yeah.
and they keep pulling the plug to charge their phones.
That time... I was in VEEP, as a photographer at a press conference...
dead kids baked in the cupcakes.
- Fired up... - Oh, okay.
- Well, we have pilots for that. - You know what I mean.
Uh, his English isn't very good.
- Mike: Come on! - Gary: Oh, my God. Where is it?
in targeting happy parents after stealing cupcakes
I feel bad for the guys who had to guard him.
Amy, if anyone asks, no one's been left behind in Iran.
Leon, you're no fucking James Bond.
the street kids of Rio on a human safari.
How do you respond to Senator O'Brien's comment...
Well, shit, congratulations.
- (laughs) - God Almighty!
Wow. Ben, why don't I know what's going on here?
We have a pilot on the plane, right?
(laughs)
- We're engaged. - No, you're not.
The president is charming the Middle East.
- Yeah. Hey, don't even look at her. - Oh.
Um, her specialty is common sense.
- I'm so glad to see you. - (both laugh)
Oh, well, let me think about that.
She's smart, she's capable, she's organized.
All right. Great to see you.
I say the US is planning a secret trip.
- Any snags? - No, all good.
And then on another occasion,
- We've got an hour. - Do we? Okay.
I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that Teddy's been touching, okay?
Do you need anything, ma'am?
- Gary: Wow, she's excited. - She's fucking nuts.
Why don't you take a nap?
- And so... - Selina: Karen!
Oh, hey, guys. Can you get Freddy's autograph?
He is the asshole of an asshole's asshole.