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- I noticed. Oh. - So, Dan, here's my pitch.
I would love it if you would give me
Turns out the Iranians need everything in triplicate.
There you are. Where have you been?
Because I'll tell you something, the adrenaline
Like an initiation kind of thing?
Turns out you can't buy a boarding pass with tiny bottles of Jack Daniels.
who I had murdered back in '86.
wanted to grab the headlines for freeing an American,
- Leon, you need to rest. - Mm-hmm.
And fired. Yeah, don't forget fired.
That is Cirque du Soleil suicide bombing.
I... ignore me. I don't know why I said that.
Do you understand? We've got to take off now.
- Where's Kent? - I don't know.
We got to find out where this Doyle story is coming from.
- Mike: Pardonne. Pardonne. - Gary: That's French!
and I'm just operating some sort of light in a closet somewhere.
You know, we could still be great.
It's gonna be like that the entire time you're here.
Very tired.
I said to Ben, I said, Ben. Ben, I...
Dan: So this is PKM.
- I don't know. Let me check. - I think it's ash.
Our polling said that he was widely perceived
- Yeah? - Sue: Amy, bad news.
The man whose dream vacation is hunting
- I was in a hotel, so it wasn't that bad. - Oh, no.
Inject him with the happy cupcake virus, all right?
Did you just say you do want something to eat?
I'm not in control, Ben. I'm really not.
That's not code, by the way.
- And you know what amazing men get? - What?
But apparently her own VP is unhappy with her?
They think I'm James Bond and detain me.
- Yeah. - My release was delayed by a day.
We're gonna leak that the VP is dissatisfied
Guess what. I just got engaged.
This place is huge.
just very terrible.
Let me hear your pitch.
Thanks for killing my joke and then mutilating it.
Senior advisor, yes.
I want to wipe that neutral expression off his face.
Oh, my God. What the hell is happening?
Okay, so let's go. We've got to go.
Hey, ma'am, why don't I give you a shoulder massage or something?
Yep. Wait till you see the dolphinarium.
It's right near the Latin Quarter.
Man up, Gary. Or at least lady down a bit.
- is very stiff around the gay guy. - (stifled laugh)
Bill: I need you to tell me what's going on.
Huh? No, seriously, I'm just fucking with you, Dan.
- Mike. Mike. It's Mike. - Mike. Mike.