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the man with all the booze holds the cards.
- Get out. - No, come in. You get out.
Are you seriously detaining me again?
Because, I mean, obviously I so respect you, Ben,
I like what I'm seeing, all right?
They detained me an extra day because of you.
Why in the name of pixelated fuck
and how we rescued you and gave you warm nuts.
Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again.
Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal.
- No. - But maybe.
Though these days we use the more inclusive LGBTQ.
- Great. Great. - Besties.
Tired?
- Gary: Uh-uh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen.
To her. That's obvious.
- Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a tea totalitarian state.
President Meyer has ended her 10-day world tour with a surprise visit to Iran.
So just please accept our compulsory hospitality.
Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison.
You don't look good, man.
No one told me that.
(Groans) So...
- Yeah, yeah. I know. - Stay on your toes, buddy.
- Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mm-hmm.
Some people might think that the American government
The first thing that's gonna happen once the president lands
Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back.
- No. - Okay.
(laughs) Well, let's get you going.
Gary, I want some champagne.
Yeah. (chuckles)
♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer ♪
I will not let you down.
Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted.
which really made you stand out.
Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes.
No.
This isn't just about me.
Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane?
First of all, the talks in Israel went so well
(Both laugh)
- No, no, get him the press clippings. - Yeah.
Good. How do I look?
And I'm proud to have the president...
People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right?
Probably means you.
I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting.
Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device.
Okay. Great, yeah.