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♪ Never was a quitter Tasty like a raindrop ♪
I'm gonna take a piss first. So, why don't you guys stretch it out?
When I point at you,
Okay, ladies, back to the Isle of Lesbos!
Great. Now it's time for the big move.
- [Cherry] Let's see what you got. - [Melrose] Okay.
- So, you're gonna leave him? - Why, you wanna have sex with him, too?
I know, I know, I lied.
that will ruin not one life, not two lives,
The point is I could've died.
Again, can you keep my business to yourself?
A lockup, it's kind of like dancing when you first start, so...
What kind of woman were you before you lost everything?
Thank you, that's great advice. I'll just, uh...
You're smart. You're ambitious...
Crap, I can do it better. Can I go one more time?
and those soap writers didn't count on you having brains.
telling you your ass is too fat at the same time he's trying to grope it.
- Am I having a miscarriage? - All right...
You're on a soap?
and then, boom, Sleeping Beauty.
What animal would kick a pregnant woman in the belly?
It's fucking fake.
You came by, did a little skit at my gym the other day.
So, we need to pick up Randy from my parents' house,
Shit, that was a disaster. Let me try again, I can do better.
the color of shit.
- Who wants to go first? - [Melrose clears throat]
- four fries... - [Melrose] Five.
Fuck! Am I having a miscarriage?
[Melrose] Oh, my God, it hurts!
You're blood in the water.
It's like a belly flop, but on your back.
you tell me your name,
Sorry, um...
Now, slouch. [whispers] Submit.
No.