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[Rhonda] Thank God it's Friday!
All right, um...
- Put your muzzle to the ground. - Okay, can... Can everyone just be nice?
- What the fuck am I doing? - Just come down, check it out for an hour.
It's not about the lie, it's about where the lie takes you.
Light of day.
Are you done? 'Cause some of us like to work.
Um... Oh, also, uh...
Thank you.
I love points.
Where's your friend?
- That's pretty clear. - If you keep doing what you did today,
Come in the ring, join us.
of a gorgeous, successful, pregnant woman?
That's good.
there'd be circumstances, there'd be characters, right? Legacy?
But also kind of made of wood and steel.
- I don't think you're allowed to do that. - Well, I need to chill the fuck out
I am the Cézanne of bullshit artists.
We need a better assailant.
Please, as if you worked with De Palma.
All right. So, it goes a little something like this.
[Sam] Hey.
Who are you?
- You trying to fuck this up, too? - Come on. I gave you another job.
- No, what is that? - Okay, okay.
I'm a seven.
- Talented. - [giggles]
Maybe we're all dead and this is the afterlife.
Are you already high?
Yes.
You know, anything that makes it look like we might just pull this thing off.
What about Ruth?
She was kicked in the stomach by her Guatemalan swim coach
- [Jenny] Yeah. Get it, girl. - [Dawn] Come on, Carmen!
Get ready.
[Rhonda] Mm-hmm.
Oh, fuck me!
the devil gets all the best lines.
No. Kick.
Hey!
Hey, look, I know it was tough today. All right?
Oh, no. We both haven't worked in a while,
No one passed it to me, and I've been waiting because I'm polite.