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It's your last name, Ted.
... or the fact that you love your son.
Doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways,
We'll have sex and pretend we aren't using protection to make a baby.
Tell you what she's not good at. Staring contests.
Why do you hate Herbert?
[Ringing]
Honor.
You really think being mean to Herbert will cause him to turn his life around?
What's a stent?
It's a girl hamster. What about Angie?
When you think about your brother later, how are you gonna sleep?
Carson...
[J.D.] Even though I knew he wasn't gonna change, Elliot was right.
- So you got the baby fever, huh? - Yep.
He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid.
All right.
[Sighs] Man.
That does not count as a formal hello, Coxsmith.
I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels.
He was about 46. Actually older than my parents.
I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother.
- If it's a boy, you pick the name. - OK.
I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted.
I'm gonna put on something very naughty.
I had to blow out of town. Mom doinked her new boyfriend
Look at the bright side. He's like the daughter you never had,
Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.
[J.D.] Whether it's a strong sense of denial...
Last time I was honest with Dan about his life,