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Where do you think you boys get it from?
Oh, hey, son.
(telephone rings)
to focus your mind
Dad?
Sorry, my therapist says it's a compulsion.
Boy, it's stuffy in here.
Dad had a tattoo?
I'm really not.
Yeah.
Crying wolf?
Your father has been quite a project.
to be seen with your mother?
between the rotary actuator
Oh, my God!
Why don't you stop telling me what to do?
Well, we just finished the 45th and final video
of Francis having an emergency appendectomy
This...
- (groans) - Dude...
All right, then.
Dad?
Mom, did you know that I almost died?
I thought your flight wasn't until 11:00.
to tackle something like this on an empty stomach?
Between the motorcycle
I do have a very good reason
Duncle.
What?
Why are all the hotel rooms booked?
and tell them I won't be coming in.
Here's the deal:
This isn't fair. You're taking my pain
I got to say, as far as gay rodeos go
You're right.
but this is perfect!
Hello?
I'm stopping you from quitting your job