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Hey, Jim!
that she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...
Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.
- All aboard! - I don't care what happens to me, Huck.
Come on!
So who do they think killed him?
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
Aah! No!
right down to the damn dog next door.
The King and the Duke found out...
When I heard what happened, I took the first steamer down.
but I've got a blinkin'job to do...
He goes to our church, regular.
that the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.
Oh. Bless him.
Good thinkin', Huck.
I'm a little quicker than that.
I mean, don't I deserve it...
- Hit me! Afraid of me? - That all you got?
I'm mighty proud to know him.
Do you go to church?
Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
- What if there's people on it? - No way!
You fess up, you little thing! You tell me, who is ya? You tell me, who is ya?
The good spirit tell 'im to leave you alone,
Right this way, my gold-toothed friend!
- Is a cow a cat? - No.
- Here's some more wood, Jim. - Right there.
tell him Huck says hello.
- 15. - Deal.
or if neither of them is!
-Jim! Let's get! - Huh!
- Anyways, I gave 'em my fancy clothes to help 'em stay warm. - Hmm!
Yeah, I do.
We should just glide out of here tonight with what we got.
Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!
Aw, hell.
Ready?
This thing's sinkin' quicker than we figured!
All right, heave!
My dear, sweet Mary Jane.
- Runaway slave." - And what's that say?
" Four hundred dollar reward.
Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.
Well, I was comin' from Hookville to visit my cousin...
- Whoa, fell off a steamboat! - Oh, you poor boy! Falls off a steamboat,
people mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
Yeah.
Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's
I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.
I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.
He's all I got.
You done it, all right. I'm George Jackson.
You lie still, and I'll bring you some soup.
Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?
It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.
Jim.
And I thought we were friends.
- Pap. - Come on! What're you doin', Huck?
We'd best be goin', Jim!
Damn! One more like that and she's had it!
Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!
and as their uncles,
the river.
but I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.
You know that night on the steamboat with all them murderers?
- Is a Frenchman a man? - Yeah.
- Heh heh heh heh heh! - Ha ha ha ha!
I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."
Get 'em!
- Out with it! - Yeah!
and get ready for a spit-lickin'good time.
Well, that old King juiced it plenty,
You were mighty good to me, Billy.
Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...
- Cheers. - Cheers.
What the...
Yeah, let's get the booty and get outta here!
They proved it 40 ways that they're the brothers.
Here's another set of Wilks brothers!
And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.
George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!
- the Duke of Bilgewater. - Bilgewater?
- Well, why didn't he just say it? - He did just say it.
- Hey, Louise! Is Jim home? - Hello, Huckleberry.
We're gonna figure out who's who right here and now,
Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.
I'm a free man, Huck.
No! No!
Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.
Well, just let me take another peek at that gold...
What's that old fool up to now?