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I have to get on the phone with his wife later.
and Kitty, she said she found a Mason jar in his closet.
The only thing I ever caught fishing in winter was a cold.
A corner office.
(LAUGHS)
LOU: So, I got two kinds of sandwiches. Tuna and turkey.
Sir.
(WHISTLES)
And when can they expect you in Duluth?
(SCREAMS)
Say, Chief, listen, I been thinking
His IQ seems low, I'm saying.
to see if maybe the knife was bought here in Bemidji.
Is it okay? No, Lester, it's not okay! You...
Only two reasons to come to my shop, friend.
Yeah, so you see...
That there, boys, is a black man.
Her husband being a pillar of the community and all.
Hey there, Molly. Lou.
and we'll figure it out tonight?
Well, we just came in to get Charlene on my health care.
The truth is you're more of a man today than you were yesterday.
So... What's that, hon? (SIGHS)
So they say.
Took a real tumble, huh?
You embarrassed him? Yeah, by...
WOMAN: We'll call your name.
I tell you it's not my car, that I borrowed it,
How old's your kid?
You don't have the sense God gave a clam, do you?
I'd have bought you a nicer tie. (LAUGHS)
This is Chief Thurman. I'm at 613 Willow Creek Drive.
Hey, so I got to talking to Sue Roundtree
It's a red tide, Lester, this life of ours.
Sir!
found this '93 New Yorker.
Phone call, Chief. It's the wife.
Yeah?
I don't know what I think yet...
Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do.
Real soft.
I was a maker.
You call it a day. Good work.
Sign outside says Hess & Sons.
You know what, one time,
(GRUNTS)
Help me get some more beer.
...with most of the colors.
Oh.
Can you believe that?
Chief, I arrived on the scene at 1300 hours,
LORRAINE: How many times I got to tell you?
Ran his prints, nothing.
So... so... so, the toothpaste, that was just nothing...
If there's someone in the house, come out with your hands up.
(MUFFLED SCREAM)
I'm responsible for overseeing the dispersal
Mmm-mmm.
I found a set of footprints leading away from the car.
What do you want, mister?
That's not... I didn't do nothing. I didn't... I just got home.
is the thing and when I told him...
I said it's Gordo's birthday tonight.
We're married now. Going on 18 years.
Hey!
St. Paul, your call was expected yesterday.
'Course, we both know some of your boys