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Took him? I had him for breakfast.
We just back from Symphony Hall. Heard Mozart's Symphony No.41.
Good idea. Give me a Scotch. I'll be right back.
you sit the kids down and say to your boy...
OK.
Bloody Mary without Tabasco, and with extra Tabasco.
Well, thank you very much.
You take your average whale's intestines and stretch 'em out,
- May I speak with you for a moment? - No.
Built for cheap laughs, wild times and easy sex.
Suck it up, Coachie. Hang tough in there.
Where's the fun?
Something wrong with them?
Yeah? Like what?
We both got a little carried away.
- Diane, come here. Listen... - Wait a minute.
Pitcher of water with three glasses.
I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe.
Sure.
Wait. It depends what kind we're talking about.
- I never said that. - But you think she's dumb.
I've had my share of people with problems.
- "One man's head." - I heard.