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I don't know, it's hard to choose.
It's not anything you would have ever done?
That's amazing.
Birthday lunch. Birthday lunch, there is no better medicine than birthday lunch. It'll cure all of your "Gee I don't know if Michael should be dating my mother." And fixes all occurrences of "I don't really see them together." So, open wide, Pam, and take a big ol' spoonful of birthday lunch medicine... Take with food.
Thank you for...
I will handle it. That's okay.
You went all the way to New York City to get us bagels?
The only time you should care about a woman's age
Sticking with 49.
Oh, no, thank you.
You're 54 years old.
Let me get that door for you. There we go.
Well, there's no jumping in a triathlon. Oh!
You need somebody who understands your references.
Feel better?
You are welcome. Have a seat. Allow me.
Michael could win.
He locked himself in his office all morning working on it.
Okay, well, allow me. You know what?
Wait, why are you limping?!
No one in this office will help me.
Sorry, sorry, work with a bunch of idiots. Shall we go?
Well, that's because you and I have very different tastes,
I mean, do you ever wrestle with each other?
Michael, you did all this?
what's going to happen. Do you?
As I watched Pam's big, strong hand coming toward my face,
And now your wish won't come true, so that blows.
You owe me.
Snowboarding? No, no, you want to go snowboarding?
and tense my stomach and you just...
No!!
No, it's stupid. You'd hate it, I hate it.
You set the bar so high.
I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand
Yeah, I think everyone's met Helene. Hi.
I'm 58. What am I supposed to do now?