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Wha...?
You have your own baby monitor in our child's room?
Uh, there might be a telemarketer calling or something. Um...
Whew!
Uh, maybe I can think of a story, uh, more suitable for a baby.
...like when you get drunk and fall asleep in snow.
Yeah, sure he was, Nahasapasa-I'm-Raising-A-Pervert.
Yeah, that's it. Slink away.
Yeah, that's me, all right.
How you got in my carpool, I'll never know.
That's it, Moe. This is too weird.
Kill my mother? She makes such good pasta sauce.
Mr. Moe, my son was only playing next to this girl who is not your daughter.
He was granting favors to all of his bestest buddies.
Maggie's right in the middle of that Italian-American-Mexican standoff.
Look at me, I'm Speedy Alka Seltzer. Whoa!
You guys are the world's worst cops.
La, la, la, la, la.
This is like the Playboy Mansion.
Anybody looks at me, I got a hypodermic full of bleach.
Ah, God.
A penny.
You idiot, I was trying to pick you up.
- Yeah. - A cooler?