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Come on, Rambo.
Look out, Albert, because Hollywood is on your case.
Come on, Terminator. Duty calls.
Maybe people will come to see our bold, new window displays.
Come on. You ready to go?
And please don't stand me up again.
Come on. We've got them.
With pleasure.
...out of the store and bring her here, secretly...
I can respect that.
Just one second. Here you go. Bye-bye.
What can make me feel this way
Tonight we'll do something different and special.
Keep your hands off him!
It’s a god-given gift
-Who? -A camel dung dealer.
...did you ever notice how they all sort of look alike?
Get us out of here before he gets out of the car!
She just bit smiling Alan.
...of course.
...when you take Felix to get his last paycheck...
You remind me of my old boyfriend, Chris.
You're kidding.
Armand, let's get out of here.
I'm going crazy. I saw things that couldn't have happened.
Good God, who are you?
Son of a gun.
Yeah, I was fired from that place once, I almost burned that joint down.
What the hell are you people doing?
...are destined for heartache.
No!
Listen, biscuit-brain, my old man is paying for this party.
...and get out.
What are you talking about?
Would have been my guess. I'm stressed. I'm having a hallucination caused by stress.
When I fired this idiot the other day, I decided to replace him...
Good!
I felt so sorry for you last night. You looked so lost and Ionely.
No thanks are necessary.
Mr. Richards told me all about you.
At what?
Roxie!
I'm not the one that can't deal with reality.
Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.
Claire!
Those incompetents you hired nearly got me killed.
You know, I see executive potential here.
My brain is quicker than a--
Stop it! Don't!
I am? Yes!
Some people may find you strange, but not me. I respect that.
You are one sick puppy.
You should have seen it! It was beyond brilliant!
Jonathan.
Albert left me, that bitch! He said my thighs are too fat!
Is there any history of insanity in the family?
Hell, half the guys in this store probably wear lace underwear...
You'll be sorry! You're making a big mistake!
-Good night, B.J. -See you tomorrow.
No! If you want to lose weight, just diet.
Capt. Felix Maxwell...
Good news. We've not only decided to keep you on...
Et manjare es cotorri