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Can't think about coverage now!
There's no comment at this time
I'm exploring contingency plans.
Press office, OK, Tom?
'It'll be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering.
'has been delivered to UKN, along with a video
Then give me something.
We've got her. Susannah.
If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off.
(SOBS)
What?
You need to get into this.
Yes, he fucking has!
What would you say if I said I was near where Susannah's being held?
'it was an event in which we all participated.
Keep it so far from the press it's on the other side of Jupiter.
'All viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately.
'Princess Susannah made her first public appearance
With your interest at heart.
Same as these, so they can't cheat, cut another guy's arse pumping away.
What's happened?
You've never patronised me. Don't start now.
CAMERA CLICKS
You scared the shit out of me!
For fuck's sake, man! Just saying.
Then you'd be wrong.
'appears to depict the princess pleading for her life.
'Joining us is actress Lydia... '
'Please.'
So we focus on finding Susannah. We get her back.
It's nor...
Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight,
Oh, God! This planet!
What do they want? Money?
Exactly that.
They're doing an announcement to warn people off
We are honouring the D Notice.
20 past three. We're out of time.