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I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.
It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.
I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.
A Miser Brothers Christmas
Here, girl.
Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.
You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!
Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?
"Laugh and cry
I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here.
That means a lot to me because you made it.
You're working through christmas!!!
And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything.
Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.
They are ants, Michael. They are ants.
- Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again.
"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.
And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.
I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!
- Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so.
Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore.