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City College is running a negative ad about your school at 7 A.M.
Why not let one school die, and enroll at the one where my grades matter.
You know, within the context of Greendale.
if City College can't support their claim, it's libel, we can have
I'm not psychic Annie, that's an illusion caused by extreme preparedness.
What kind of lens is this?
That's worse than dishonest. That's evil!
Annie, this started with me sleeping and getting yelled at for not helping.
Girlfriend? I must confession you..
Did Greendale Community College give a degree to a dog?
Ha? Ha?
Yeah, well, here's what hope gets you. Hope and $1.49 will get you a candy bar.
Let me see that. City College is running an attack ad?
I am so sorry, Jeffrey. I hope I didn't get you in trouble.
If being better than City College means letting them destroy us then what is the point?
Ruffles, not a lobster, not a student, not a good dog.
I was like 40.
- I'm going back to bed. - I'm going with him.
And dragging this dog's name through the mud?
If not, you know, stuff gets lost.
- Buck 79. - Are you serious? Jesus!
Who is the real Ruffles?
Eat crap Ruffles, and not just your own.
I need olives, can you bring me olives?