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Has everything on this bad boy...
We want them to believe in themselves.
I knew it. I should've never trusted you or that skank-ass ho!
Eddie, that's bullshit.
Is this a set-up?
Lol
All right.
Sorry, A.D. Sorry. He's got issues.
- How are you? - How you doin'?
Do you know who these people are?
Don't be mad at me because you can't
you knew how I felt.
Exactly, gentlemen.
Go, Calvin!
Yeah, he's gonna take it in the back.
You don't be talking to me, I talk!
For years it has been a war,
Why'd I do that?
All right! What's cooking? Daddy's home!
we got to get the shot callers to call a truce.
it's like walking around with a black AmEx.
I came in here to say,
- They love it! - Who?
- Breaking down like LeBron! - Oh.
What up, broski?
Oh, yes.
keep your son away from mine, man, or we gonna have a problem.
all that nonsense, South Side, all that stupid shit.
with this shop essentially right in the middle of it.
I'm listening, I'll listen! I'll listen! I'm listening.
Y'all still down, right?
I think that's a great idea, Rashad.
Yo, Raja, let me get some of that spray, G.
"I'm Just Happy To Stay Here. Happy To Be Home."
Dear Chicago,
J.D., what inspired you to get involved in this movement?
Come on, babe, please.
I don't think you understand, Eddie.
In my house!
Damn right!
You ain't comb your hair in six months, it's a little nappy down there.
- Yeah. Yeah. - No, no, no!
Not to mention,
Fake weaves and fake asses.
We ain't having sex on demand, I ain't no piece of meat.
Positive.
Okay, here we go. Low like you always do?
I got a son, too, man.
Everybody wanna be down,
I want you to just make me feel good.
little emotional service doggies
I was wrong.
- You say yes? - No, I said...
J.D. don't like surprises.
I told you!
I don’t know, but don't you think sending him
For what?
- Calvin's Shop... - Listen, guys!
Oh, especially the non...
Love me some hoes. I can't live without hoes.
so what makes you so special, G?
I seen that.
and whatever the hell else you're going through,
you'll find your way back home.
Dammit Leave Kellz Alone Dammit Free Rkell
But listen,
it wouldn't have mattered how bad the Instagram ho was.
Mmm. Exactly.
Listen a minute! No! No! Look...
that at least we're trying to do something.
And then you say it's our fault, right?
How is it out there?
What?
Hey, Calvin, I finished reorganizing that supply closet.
I'm tired, Eddie.
This isn't the privacy of your own bedroom.
- What? - You sold us out, man.
What the hell are you doing, girl?
Everybody ain't tryin' to wear one of them granny sofa suits you got.
And what all you do is sell fake ID,
after school every now and then and helping out?
- You know me, boy. - Thank you, man!
Thelma Carter. With the big tongue.
Do I look like Father Flanagan?
Hit me up anytime you want. I'mma see you later.
What do you mean involved? Are you trying to say Jalen's in a gang?
In an hour, man. In an hour.
You know what, ladies?
I am your partner!
- Let's go. - Yo, chill out.
Talking to me?
What's hangin', Rashad?
- It ain't what you think... - Okay, all right!
They took Indians, they took black people from Africa,
You come over to my house, you better know how to clean and iron.
And of course, my first love, my wife, Jennifer,
There we go.
He looks at that bird.
Yeah, I bet you would.
That shit is annoying.
Hey. But this ain't no free clinic.
and figured out. And...
Now, I'm gonna keep it real here for a second.
Can I say negroes?
- Why? - Because you my man.
and offered you them drawers, you trying to tell me you wouldn't
How much you charge for them weaves?
I'm telling you. I did something wrong.
- Babe, listen. - You had the hammer!
Look, I promise you...
- Well, change is good. - Mmm-hmm.
Why are you trying to take everything
- That's... - Anyway.
You watch your mouth, Jalen!
I know it's not the most ideal solution.
and almost lynched twice.
but all the girls that you like on Instagram have exactly that.
Y'all know the boy that got shot didn't make it.
I'm a romantic.
'cause the consequences out here are way too thin.
and go up a size in the jean department?
I mean, all the progress you've made with the shop...
But I'm fine with that.
That's the information super highway right there.
And it's up to us to change it, so, we wanna hear y'all ideas.
Let me line that unibrow a little.
Word? That's good, man. Keep putting in work.
and it's infused with coconut oil right out the womb, okay?
Have a blessed day?
- Fo' sho? - Yeah.
Well, if you need anything,
There was nothing any of us could do.
Selling the shop is the best thing for your family,
I'm really proud of the work you guys are doing here.
- You be quiet. - You be quiet!
- I love you, boy. - I love you, bro. Love you.
All my customers,
Ich brauche STRAP!!! STRAP??
I'm gonna call Jesus. Somebody call some Marys.
Hell, yeah! What do you think?
Ain't no heat in here, man.
No doubt.
Why did you talk to her first?
Hey, why don't y'all just keep moving?
Yeah, I believe him. He's my son.
Probably thick, too.
Two days and no bloodshed.
I mean... What'd you hear? You heard that I said
And I got some homemade banana pudding from BJ's Market.
I believe he's gay.
I don't want no puppy licking on me.
Just one man.
So what you say, Ange?
What? You're just proving my point!