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Are you okay, Rashad?
Kenny got Jalen involved in that shit.
- Laugh all you want to.
A mother's child...
You crazier than she is.
- Come on, man. - I'm telling you!
Did Terri cut the edges off the bread like she does for the baby, too?
I agree.
All right, baby girl.
- It's me, girl! - Oh.
Doesn't matter if a woman tries to wash your crusty-ass drawers every night.
- Hell, yeah. - Yeah, probably.
Mr. Palmer, I understand...
and I want you to know that I see it,
It's rare.
Baby, that's a gang out there.
Every day, y'all in here complaining about fake weaves and fake asses,
Y'all know we have to do it.
Where your little homie Kenny at?
But you know what? What if we made that mix-up happen again?
Peace, Chicago. Let's do this!
I'm talkin' about for us.
Everyone be well. Good seeing y'all.
- You like that? - I'm good.
It's like we have two toddlers in the house.
What conversation?
- But the name... - What?
- It's all right. - Did you hear that?
Nobody's touching my unibrow.
My kitchen workforce is made up of ex-gang bangers,
Damn! She said, You wanna come inside and talk...
- Whatever! - Terri. Terri, come on.
My first kiss,
Two black fathers bonding in the hood.
Police say at least eight people were killed,
- Pull your pants down. - What?
Man. Come on, man. We all lived out here...
And I'll never forget what you gave me.
Dad, come on, I need it.
And she can iron a shirt.
Hmm?
Man, we can go out the back. Let's just go out the back!
Stop!
No, that ain't what happened.
Children are dying in the street.
is because he got expelled from school for fighting.
Calvin.
You're lucky.
- That's good stuff right there. - Yes, sir. Good stuff.
It is. It is a great idea.
Hey, thanks for taking care of me earlier, Rashad.
What's up, man?
And then we can get the Chicago celebs
No, nothing happened.
- Oh, man. - Oh...
I know we need the money, so...
I could pick up Maya, like, whenever you need me to.
And I know whatever happens,
You sound like a real bitch right now.
Oh.
He was wild!
Joining forces saved us both.
You know, men aren't just looking to cheat.
Baby, you gotta chill. Nothing happened.
I've been robbed, been shot, been stabbed.
How you doing, Mr. President? My name's Calvin.
...for me to see the people of community
Yeah, all right.
Hell, I'm the one who told him to marry Michelle.
JD., we here at WIS News...
I Can't Wait To Give Her This D
You good?
it's gonna come back on your insurance. That's a deductible.
You know, they don't do their job--
Eddie, come on, you can twerk.
Terri, just out of curiosity, what is that thing that you do?
Please come down to Calvin's Shop tonight
A weak-ass man with a spans car and a gaggle of bitches.
You need manners.
- Yo, Rashad, you got a dub on you? - Yes, sir. What up, son?
They all here to see One-Stop.
We are college bound. We are exceptional.
Wow.
You'd be surprised what One-Stop know.
Maya Ange-who?
So, can we maybe get back to the $20?
- You sure? - Positive.
She wouldn't have been able to come between y'all.
They had no money, no friends.
to tweet about it and talk about it.
These kids ain't gonna listen to us.
I can fix it! I can fix it!
I'll do that thing you like.
Just real quick.
You play too damn much, man
It's okay.
it's good running into you again.
why women like me can't find a decent man.
What's the issue? What'd you call me for?
It ain't no ice cream truck.
She definitely wanted it. Right? Right?
Seem like y'all losing him.
I gave out.
- Whoa! - Pick up the ball?
I mean, girl, everybody could hear.
Man that's bullshit No that's some real shit
It wouldn't matter to me anyway.
I totally misread the situation.
Because every time I open my mouth
I appreciate it, too.
Now, listen...
This negro-saurus of a man walking around here giving us
All right, all right, all right. Relax!
Like one-eye open crazy.
So you learned your lesson today, didn't you?
I was 15 this morning. Am I right, Raja?
And just so you know, Ronnie, your ex,
But you know that, though, right, Kenny?
- Did you hear him? - Baby, please wait! Hey!
Eddie.
and 47s and Desert Eagles,
They're killing everybody.
Are you serious?
All right, ma.
Wow.
Check this out. I already created a Twitter campaign.
You tryin' to embarrass yourself
but you gotta care about this.
But I'm only one half of the leadership here, so,
that you'd drop-kick Lupita to get to Kim Kardashian.
- No. - Hell, no.
like he run the place?
Girl, I know.
Send me some pictures.
It got real Fox News-y in here for me.
Damn!
Nobody tried to lynch your musty ass.
He was crazy.
And for that reason alone is reason to keep up the fight.
Kanye West,
What is it, Eddie? What is it?
Uh...
- Come on! Hmm? - Mabel.
Do you know your mama found gang paraphernalia in your drawer?
Lupita?
When I see people complaining about everything on facebook
Hell, no, it ain't easy. Hell, no.
Now that's dangerous.