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and I've never found before in one woman...
I'm tired of being jerked around.
Skipper and I just had the most incredible meal.
Yeah, that's exactly what it is, crazy.
Even his fucking dog is perfect.
Of course, I'm monogamous.
You've got to be kidding.
all for a blow job?
I'm here. Now, what's going on?
You should write about me. My life is so fucked up right now.
Yes, you have. I can't talk now. I'll call you later. Okay?
and let's not forget "International Melissa."
from men who hit on me during their 15 minutes of fame.
Yeah, me too.
She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head.
This is the front.
Nothing.
Groovy.
I found myself caught somewhere in between.
Oh, God, no. I broke up with her the second that you called.
I just wanted to let you know I'm at this very cool party...
just don't do it.
I don't think that I have been hit this hard since...
Carrie, this is Julia Woods. Julia, Carrie Bradshaw.
Well, enjoy your dinner.
I am the Luna Park Cafe. Meet me out front. Your name's not on the list.
Michael left Charlotte no doubt about his.
At least I can't.
- Hey, you made it. - Hey, Jared.
- Where's... - Don't ask.
Isn't it?
Carrie writes this fantastic column in the New York Star.