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Hey, grouchy pants, want to hang out?
I've had nothing all day except vodka and olives.
- Say she's mine, Murphy! - Not till you kill me!
- Did your brother make you face cake? - Sure did!
It was just you and me, all alone, late at night, here in the ICU?
That's the kind of girl my ex-boyfriend would have dated.
Just like that, love was in the air.
Carla, I need keys to the Mini convertible.
do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and go ahead and top him off
but could you keep it together until we get home and talk about it?
- I know this looks ridiculous. - I don't think you do.
You are going to pay every cent of that $ 700.
I went out with a girl. She was the worst first date.
- I wish I could be your assistant. - Say no more.
Does "hang out" mean choke you?
That looks like my neck!
This thing's dead. That'll be $120.
Be honest. Is this the worst first date you've ever been on?
You never asked if I dated Dr Cox. You can ask me anything.
OK, it's time to come clean.
Before I settled on the outfit for my first date with Kylie,