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I just have to say a couple things to the press.
who actually thwarted the attack?
- Right here. This. - Yep.
(LAUGHING)
and bring it into a controlled environment. That's all!
That took way too long.
I think I got it. If there's something strange in the...
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?
- (ROARS) - Whoa!
(SOBBING)
(CRACKLING)
I've got some questions.
you're breaking on a daily basis?
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.
But don't forget you're gonna
that is the first thing that comes up.
I don't like this on my wall.
- No! - I know how that guy dances.
Right in there!
Don't.
Just gonna plug these things in here.
You think they got genitals in there? Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?
You have done this before, right?
Is scaring you the most
Oh, no, no.
I didn't even know it did that.
And there's never been one substantiated.
I get ghost with the big checks
- Oh... - ERIN: Come on!
We started telling ghost stories, and we just kind of bonded right away.
The Ghostbusters.
Not a publication I'd heard of.
Uh, I don't think so. I don't really know.
And you know what? I don't care that people think I'm crazy.
No, Dr. Frankenstein,
Mmm... I don't know.
All right. Just read it. Just read it.
- My God! - (SHUSHES) I know!
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.
We're here for the unanswerable questions and, really, to pursue truth.
Is right there at your feet, well
Oh, no. No, that's for you.
ERIN: Oh, God.
(CHUCKLES)
Book. Um...
You'll never guess.
- Oh, you didn't... Oh. - I can do it live if you want.
Rowan, not Kevin!
Exquisite.
- (CHUCKLES) - Oh, yeah.
Why am I so flattered that that weird little sociopath bought our book?
Rowan, ya big bully!
Create the vortex.
You have to shut down the power to the whole city!
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
And here we go!
You see, I think you're an asset to modern physics,
don't cross the streams
(GRUNTS)
Crash and burn it all away
- Yeah, I'll take it. - I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.
Samantha. Hi. How are you?
Everything okay?
Shut up.
What you doin ' on your back, aah?
Oh, you mean like Patrick Swayze?
ABBY: Okay, but he...
And a valid science.
I didn't soil myself.
I will not let the 12-year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!
(LAUGHS)
ERIN: Uh...
Is that her boyfriend?
That's right. No one has opened this door since then.
- No, that is a deadly high five. - No.
I am a genius. I see things that no one else does.
It's...
PATTY: That's the express train!
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,
It's 7-Eleven.
- It's 2040. - What?
And then we will study it and do reports on it.
WAITRESS 1: So, it's your turn.
So?
- Oh. Did you want to... - I'm sorry.
Oh, you're combining the two...
My devices energized spectral entities on a nuclear, paramolecular level.
- Am I shouting? - Yeah.
- Thank you. - But...
That thing is super ionized!
I didn't think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby,
Thanks.
aren't you like, Ooh! The cat is out of the bag!
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome, shall we?
Nope. I had him yesterday. (SIGHS)
(SOFT GROWLING)
- DR. FILMORE: Never mind! - I don't...
You have to get out of the city!
We know what we're doing.
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,
- A ghost? - Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.
But you know what I say, let's jump ahead, uh...
the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.
I think it might be a ghost.
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.
Um, hmm.
Y'all gon' make me act a fool...
It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.
- With the balloon? - Yeah, straight down the barrel.
'Ey, 'ey, ladies.
Clark Kent?
(SCREECHING)
Eh, did you hurt your face?
Oh, cream and sugar.
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
HOLTZMANN: Yeah! Yeah!
Welcome. Sorry for the mess and for the drama.
(FLOOR CRACKLING)
You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you,
- What? - Nothing!
It could be everything you dreamed And it's about to be true
I think what they're saying is the cat is out of the bag.
- Yes. - Abby!
I'm familiar. I know what it means.
KEVIN: Okay, so... (CLEARS THROAT)
ERIN: It's okay. She seems peaceful.
Oh, my gosh.
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.
(EQUIPMENT POWERS UP)
Who's that?
These gentlemen here will get you out of here. Okay?
I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...
- God! Are you kidding me? - What?
Just take the stairs down and get him out.
Great question.
(ABBY GROANS)
Oh, uh, yeah. They just kept getting dirty, so I took them out.
(PANTING)
Me:
Don't you understand? He's using the power to energize them!
Okay, um, that intersection right there between 7th and 8th.
My uncle is gonna be pissed.
I'm not. I'm walking with you.
It's Erin. Hi!
Um, I did the actor thing.
(GROANS)
Goes right on till the dawn
The thing is, though, there's so many terrific things out there.
(GASPS)
- No, he's gonna say suck it. - He's not gonna say suck it.
Oh, you know what was a good one? Road House.
Yeah, ghost, yeah
What is there now?
Something strange in my neighborhood
No one's being killed around here, correct? No one's being killed around here, correct?
by adding a plasma shield to the RF discharge chamber.
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.
Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.
- Patty does wear big earrings. - Patty.
Oh, I hate coffee.
Mine was Woman with a Secret.
ERIN: I'm gonna try to talk to it.
- (SHARP CLANK) - Whoa!
- Aim the barrel at him. - (GROWLING)
Wow! What does it do?
I think the ghost
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?
- (GUITAR PLAYING) - Ha!
Those guns come with instructions?
We gotta go back there. We've got to shoot directly in the portal with more power.
- What? - What are you doing?
Boop.
(CHUCKLING) Whoa. Hey. Man, nobody ordered a Clark Kent strippergram.
Call me as soon as you get this.
This music is so terrible, it's making him more angry.
- You talking like a boat? - Can you speak English?
- HOLTZMANN: He woke up yesterday. - Great.
Uh, what happened?
Abby, wait!
When your husband is a bad ass
I do what the good girls don't
(PATTY GROANS)
and everyone in this building is going to disintegrate.