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- You know... - Oh, awards are massively important.
It's about the journey.
No one's being killed here, right?
But don't forget you're gonna
- Bye, Patty! - (GROANS)
So, we need to get the information out there that the incident at the concert was a hoax.
He was a ghost in that, too!
A local team of paranormal investigators released a video of a proclaimed ghost.
HOLTZMANN: Abby, I'll make some adjustments.
was it the four women who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters
It looks like fission scorch.
Now you will be the bully.
I'm in a hide and seek tournament and we are in the semis
Oh, right?
- (ROARS) - (GASPING)
where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.
Yeah!
♪♪
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(LOCK CLICKS)
No ghosts allowed.
God! These phonies!
That's my mother's color. I don't want to see that on anyone's head.
It's not terrible at all.
Gertrude Aldridge.
Has got you going crazy
They were turned inside out.
Privately, so don't tell anyone.
It's only dangerous to ghosts.
Roger.
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.
This is not helpful for me.
- Yeah, I saw it. - (BANGING)
The US government doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?
ERIN: Okay.
I don't think his hips move at all.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Oh, Garret, you idiot.
That's Ghostbusters, baby!
So it's tandem parachuting. So you'd be with an instructor.
Oh, my...
and giving us an even larger scale event.
Wait a minute. What did you do to my uncle's hearse?
Well, he can't see it.
- portable, wearable for maximum flexibility. - Wow.
He's using the devices to charge the ley lines.
The equipment on top of that is basically a nuclear reactor.
Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.
- Yes. I saw that. - Did you see that?
And that's what friends are for.
- Yep. - ...legit feels like.
Are you okay?
...with the government trying to claim the event wasn't supernatural,
- Holtzmann! - Ready?
Bla Bla
- Yeah. - HOLTZMANN: Yeah, we gotta get out there.
(ROARING)
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.
That's a weird move.
(LAUGHS)
De Blasio advised NY to carry on life as usual...sound familiar? Never compare me to the jaws mayor. Never!
- What? Why? - It's too much power.
Get ghost
Hey, Simon.
Meatheads.
(GASPS)
(CANDLESTICK CLATTERS)
Look at this beauty!
THIS IS THE LAST FACE… YOU EVER SEEN.
ABBY: Oh.
No. I think both of us pretty much feel you have enough stuck up your butt.
It's the last line of defense betwixt the worlds of the living and the dead.
- God. - (RINGING CONTINUES)
And then we sat down, and he was behind me,
that's not gonna happen.
Oh, I definitely should have worked out more.
Oh, no.
It's because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.
But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,
No, no. My studio is in SoHo. This is more of a gallery.
You guys put all that gooey stuff on the floor.
(RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT BY DEBARGE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
Abigail continues her passion for the study of the paranormal
Um, she's here to see you in the booth.
You know what, as you can see, the mayor is very busy.
It's actually a perfect time.
Never had anybody actually put their face down close to the machine.
And pestered into the ground until their bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.
(SIGHS)
- PATTY: No, in the portal. - Ah, huh...
The beam would shoot back into your body, and each atom will implode.
Yeah.
- Um... - What?
I can't. It won't work anymore.
- Para... - ...normal...
- Hi. - PATTY: Fourth Cataclysm.
(SIGHS) Your work is more cerebral than I expected.
Yes, no, I was saying it'd be dumb not to go after awards,
Asher having to take his medicine
Yeah!
(GROWLING)
HOLTZMANN: Oh, that? Oh, that's going real smooth.
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?
- Pull it out. - Oh.
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.
We made magic today, and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.
- (WHOOPS) - (MUSIC PLAYING)
We are gonna have to make the public believe
and we made a vase.
laborers, such as yourself, will be among the last led to the butchery.
Just go.
Get out of here!
(ALL GROANING)
Your country thanks you.
years of hard work.
- He won't notice. - No.
And they fed her...
PATTY: That's the dude I saw! I'm telling you, that's him!
The mayor needs a word, ladies.
We put a ghost in a box!
- Uh... - Their science department
ERIN: Abby!
(CLEARS THROAT) Thanks for stopping by.
ERIN: This is so good. We have to celebrate.
(HORN HONKING)
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.
PATTY: Yo, was Thanksgiving like Halloween back in the 1920s?
Look, it was a very long time ago,
I mean, it's, like, coincidence, huh?
You just stood there during the most humiliating moment of my life.
One second.
(WHIMPERING)
That book is a whole new revenue stream for me.
- Open the box! - And one. Okay!
ABBY: God, no. Poor guy.
Mmm.
Hey, hey, hey
- Way to go, Kev. - Yeah.
just staring at me.
- Hell yeah! - (LAUGHS)
Holtzy! I got you!
We were right! We weren't crazy!
Did you guys lose your keys?
MAYOR BRADLEY: Here's the essence of the deal.
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.
Other than that, I feel like we keep a very low profile.
- in a sad grab for fame. - It's fine.
look out yet
- You want to see them? - ABBY: Now is your moment.
- (SCREECHING) - Gotcha. (GASPS)
- Erin, sweetheart. Hi. - Hello, Phil.
Abby, is that comfortable?
These guys are the reason you got fired.
Let Holtzmann check. She likes that type of stuff.
PATTY: Sweetie! HOLTZMANN: Two...
There are no other people. He's the only applicant.
Can you tell us what it's like to walk around in those shoes all day?
You know, up above us was the old New York prison.
Till she dislocated her jaw and ecto-projected all over you.
(GROWLING)
She'll ask you to write a book, and then she'll squash your dreams.
- Wow, you really got me. - ABBY: You know what?
ERIN: Is that for us?
(SNARLS)
Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!
1 last thing don't cross the streams
Here we go.
Erin.
Thought it'd be something more Australian like Jack-O or Dave-O or Rob-O.
Nothing's gonna stop me!
Oh, wah-wah.
(GHOSTS CACKLING)
And on the negative side, we experience the most painful death conceivable of all time.
Who are you? Who are these people?
We got to be prepared.
Get ghost
Fingers crossed.
I kissed a couple of angels but it wasn't much fun
(GHOST WHOOPS)
Come on.
I can't do them with just one hearse.
I can take you down when the damned get wild
And to love is what you have shown me.
seemed like a great idea,
We just have to go upstairs and ask for more money.
(SIGHS) All right. Well, we know it's down here somewhere.
- Jesus. - ABBY: Wow. Soiling.
(CREAKING)
- It's not fun. - All right.
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!
Look at... Bogus equipment? You know what?
You want to see it?
We're talking about relocating.
Oh, God.
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
HOLTZMANN: Guys, you all have your sidearms.
Abby was the only person who believed me.
All right. Good gag.
because Holtzmann and I are really busy here
(NECK CRACKLING)
FEMALE REPORTER: We also spoke with the Dean of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.
- Yeah, he probably dances real sexy. - Uh...