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"Can you help him ice Johnny Shakes, the jailhouse stoolie?"
That monkey got America through some tough times.
And I was partying with Newt Gingrich, Janeane Garofalo
And Bart, I'll see you in hell, you booger-eating wuss!
Uh, ew.
(CRUNCHING)
I did find this Newsweek from 1986.
What do you think?
I own 230 million shares of Ziff Corp. Stock.
Oh, for heaven sakes!
No, we didn't.
Check it out. I own a multinational corporation.
Doesn't your father ever read to you?
Let me explain.
(SCREAMING)
Okay. I'll just stay calm and approach this scientifically.
They even took my repo vans.
Well, if you change your mind, you know where I am.
I would stop, but I love my voice.
Yeah. But after the ice cream man cut up his credit card,
I'll see your 50 cents and raise you $1.
The SEC wants to know.
All I needed was the love of a good woman.
He tried once.
Now my good time gang will blow you away
Must be the pipes. What do you think, Bart?
say no more goul wallah
I am so there!
I think you're on your own, toots!
But what man would want her now?
(SOBBING) This place has become like a prison to me!