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Filthy, filthy book.
Twice a day, you take a shot of insu-lying.
I told you, that rum wasn't mine.
She wanted me to tell you something. What was it? What was it.
President Bush?
He's been sober for 15 years.
Breakfast blend? That could work. Where are the filters?
So let's review.
Sir, we need to sober you up. Get me some cold water to splash on his face.
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 23 = 736
Good lord, he's more liquor than man!
- How dare you gloat at this? - What do you expect?
- You okay, Bill? - Yeah.
Damn it. Where would Hayley take a drunken president?
Well, you did use an awful lot of string.
I don't wanna have to go threesies on the reward money.
Hello? Bitch hung up on me.
Not easy, is it? Sitting there for minutes on end...
It's nice to know what you really think of me.