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Smith, I was extremely impressed by your essay.
Oh, my God. Steve said you were here.
I am sick of your snide comments.
You kids with your autoerotic asphyxiations.
Oh, I thought you said "fire." I've had water in my ear all day.
Bye-bye. See you soon.
Not every day you have the president to dinner.
Some girl must have put the flask in there thinking it was hers.
- Sir, you are very drunk, and you have... - Touch it.
#please #goodmorning #bye #fabulous
Actually, I didn't make a dessert tonight.
Your one mistake was leaving me alive.
You've officially put more time into that essay than he has on his presidency.
In the New York Times, on the internet.
What? Yeah, right.
I'm in here, Stan. I'm fine. Thank you.
You're gonna love my wife's cooking, sir. Her desserts are to die for.
You moron. You can't get $50 million for a kidney.
- I've got some legislation I need to pass. - I don't understand.