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your position...
Amy works in my office. She runs...
don't want no cheering up.
The mark notices.
You're being awfully kind to yourself, Norville Barnes.
potential for mass appeal.
He could've opened the window.
- I'll be right there. - Yes, Mr. Mussburger.
That's some strong stitch, you bet!
so our discussion could have some focus...
Sidney and I are planning a trip to Paris and points continental.
Come on, chief, give us a break.
Yes, it's Hula-Hula everywhere!
One girl one boy Some grief some joy.
Oh, I wish it were that simple, Norville.
Where are you going? Get out of here! Stop that!
snorfling water from a mountain stream...
hobnobs with some smooth-talking heel named Bidd...
People with wives, children and families!
Oh, my God!
the day I set fire to your office? The day I was promoted?
She'll be coming round the mountain She'll be coming round the mountain.
as a wildebeest or a warthog.
maintenance in eine secure facility.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Confidential communication between the brass.
- Yellowstone. - Old Faithful.
Please, buddy, running the elevator, it's all I got.
The human angle! That's what sells papers!
Mr. Hudsucker, I must've mislaid it...
a martini, please.
Well, I am a college graduate.
we got something here called the rat race.
Mr. Bumstead's waiting downstairs.
Precisely, nuts!
Is that plain enough for you, buster?
I'm president of the company now.
Are you all right?
Oh, as pure a specimen as I've ever run across. Okay.
that's another story.
why do you feel this woman betrayed you?
What's a six-letter word for an affliction of the hypothalamus?
Don't worry, Mr. Mussburger, I got you! I got you by your pants.
That's right.
Al, he's the bunk.
Does this suit look mannish to you?
You will no doubt be wondering why I've decided to end my tenure...
und was blue und mopey.
Myrtle J. Mussburger did not raise her boy to go...
Oh, no, Amy, that won't be necessary. I shouldn't send it.
Need a few more minutes before a zoom call, and they dock you!
The times we must've had foraging together for sustenance...
Ladies and gentlemen...
Lamebrain? Schmo? Not even behind your back?
that any slob in a smelly T-shirt will be able to buy Hudsucker stock?
We are printing it!
The future.
what would happen if i was a quadruple endandre? well i'd act down as soon as you were joondaluped.
Und the elevator boy...
You know, for kids!
- Buzz, I would never... - Gee, that was a swell idea.
You ain't exactly the genuine article, are you, Ms. Archer?
Where's my voucher?
Well, yeah.
I'm grateful for the opportunity.
- Hate them. - You!
Mr. Barnes, did the board consider you an idea man...
- Mr. Levin, 37. - Thirty-six.
not counting the mezzanine
Try not to talk too much.
in a period of transition for the more timid element to run for cover.
Come on, you guys.
I just don't know how to thank you, Mr. Barnes.
I keep the old circle turning. This old clock needs plenty of care.
come pouring in from Kankakee to Petaluma...
- This is the President. - Oh, my God, sir.
Anyway, you wanna read it? You might learn something.
Sorry I'm late, Sid. That back nine at Riverdale's really murder.
- How does she pull this out? - He's getting away.
You're gonna have to circle our wagons or I'm gonna get out of your wagon train.
Now, if you all ain't from the city...
We regretfully announce that at 30 seconds after the hour of noon...
All right, how many?
No colleagues! No excuses!
make that stock cheap so they can snatch it all up for themselves.
You let Mrs. Eisenhower down. You let the American people down.
How tall is he? Shoe size? Where does he sleep?
This is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen.
Get out of here! I'll take care of it! Get out.
Thank you, Aloysius.
I can't say how much I appreciate your listening to my story.
- Her mother needs an operation. - Urgently.
Three things, commitment, electroconvulsive therapy...
Atwater? Tremendous. Except I just fired him last week.
is also showing vigorous signs of upward movement for the last six months...
Then you couldn't possibly know what it is to be tired and hungry.
gossip, unsupported speculation! Facts! Figures! Charts!
Certain people are...
At any rate, I arrived in town not 10 days ago...
Well, the future, that's something you can never tell about.
Change face-to-face to eye-to-eye and guts to common decency.
We'll call it the Flying Doughnut!