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Terrific.
lucy colambaris and george sosa gail meyer and bunny russell
The company bylaws are quite clear in that event.
and get you a job here at Hud.
Ms. Smith, would you come in and take a letter?
If we had an appointment, we'd be in the book.
Waring Hudsucker is abstract art on Madison Avenue.
Mussburger!
...his second chance.
- Oh, is that it? - Yeah.
How would you know if I'm an imbecile?
And not one of you has given me a story on him!
Sure, Tibbs. Take a break.
You're gonna need it..
Watch where you're... Hiya, buddy!
Say, buddy, what takes 50 years to get to the top floor...
The Shazzammeter!
This guy's just a patsy and I'm gonna find out what for.
Why on earth would I want a double stitch?
Yeah. I bet his initials are Sidney J. Mussburger.
That's the story of how Norville Barnes climbed way up...
We're just dear friends. Isn't that right, Za-Za?
I don't mean that.
full of dreams and aspirations, anxious to make my way in the world...
- She's losing him, Lou. - Maybe he's wise.
Don't bother to thank me. It's easy. I know where a vacancy just came up.
Mr. Barnes, how'd you come up with the idea for the Hula-Hoop?
and will be sold over the counter as of the first of the fiscal year...
more pleasant.
- A Muncie girl! - Better off falling for a rattlesnake.
- Amy, I'm... - Shut up!
What a beautiful thought.
- but I've got to tell you, this sweet... - Wait a minute!
It's exactly what Hudsucker Industry needs at this juncture.
Incoming articles get a voucher. Outgoing articles provide a voucher.
Despair looks only to the past, in business...
Maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either.
Mr. Vic Tenetta!
with the downward spiral of our stock these past few days?
Let's chat.
I gotta show Sid and all the guys I deserve their confidence.
You know me, Amy, better than this dame. Do you think I'm an imbecile?
Think you can handle a blue letter?
Max Kloppitt.
He's a balls-to-the-wall businessman.
A chance encounter in a forest glade.
I'd train my poodle on it if he wasn't a French poodle...
a new record in after-tax profits...
Classic.
Fake!
My husband is also a president.
Go, Eagles.
we have set a new record in sales, a new record in gross...
These were the watchwords of my education...
Frankly, I don't think anybody expected this much hoopla.
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, at 7:30 following a business holiday...
some use a mashie, some use a niblick.
I say, yes...
- Old satchel butt. - I know they're gonna buy that stock.
who heads a radical splinter group of disgruntled investors.
Fight on Hoist the gold and blue.
Yes, Idea Man.
that goes from the height of delusional gaiety...
Effective immediately!
There's a few lost souls floating around out there.
Seriously, Amy, it's what your beatnik friends call karma.
- Hungry, anyway. - I don't wanna bore you...
The Belly-Go-Round.
uh, there will be no iranges tax under a goverment i lead. no iranges tax, iranges tax iranges tax. iranges tax iranges tax.
is worthless!
I don't know.
as president...
Some elevator boy that you'd fired came to me...
A town you've probably never heard of.
Yeah, yeah, look, you better get down here. He says he's a friend of yours.
Does he think all the time or a certain portion of the day?
Of all the irresponsible... Take this down.
Hoopla on the Hula-Hoop. Can we quote you on that, Mr. Barnes?
Look, I've never been...
People are dying for this and we won't have to charge an arm an...
Well, this year, if it's good, I plan to make it a tradition.
Or is it Emu? That's just potatoes. Here comes the gravy.
Oh, I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean.
But there's such an enormous potential profit...