HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
All we do is cut the power in the store for 30 seconds.
Well, they wanted to leave quickly.
Now say it like you're talking to a dying soldier
Uh, maybe you should slow down a little.
Hear, hear.
Beef, turkey or pork.
They say don't scrape where you eat, but...
Ba-Bart...
Are you okay?
No. No.
Hey, cops, does SWAT stand for short, wide and tubby?
Because in 1967, you and...
I got there late, and all that was left was a bag of ice,
Let's put this good Bart to the test.
Together, nothing can stop us.
I know exactly how you feel, Bart.
You are no Vijay Singh.
I'm sorry, we don't serve those anymore.
of Jebediah Springfield.
and you gotta take his Saint Christopher medal
I sponsor your Little League teams,
Not cool, man.
♪ Praise God from whom all blessings flow ♪
And-and I say that you are a stereotype.
In those I do have nine.
An interview with Jim Gaffigan.
was funded by Homeland Security.